@sneakcret: Now he’s late AND wants a divorce x #healingtheworldwithcomedy #badjokes #comedy

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freshgreenbeans
Green Beans :
If it’s really gone, perhaps it was not only up there, but around the corner as well
2022-08-08 01:34:55
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dracobelle
Lozzy :
My standard windup is reminding him to do something 10secs after he’s asked me to remind him to do some future thing.
2022-08-07 18:39:59
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n3rdstr33t
n3rdstr33t :
i always tell my fiance that it's in my nose 😂
2022-08-08 16:21:22
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denthealien99
Dennis :
he's asking because he knows women move everything while men just put things in certain spots and then remember them
2022-08-08 17:37:52
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_hailseitan_
It's me :
oh man I say this 90% of the time when he's looking for something. 5 years together and I still find it hilarious
2022-08-07 19:10:01
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beccayo
Becca Yo :
This is me except asking everyone around me if they ate the thing. I’m so helpful.
2022-08-08 19:53:50
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melaniezeii
Melanie :
Search for Tom Cardy H.Y.C.Y.BH? on YTube 😂
2022-08-08 04:45:49
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jrconncompean
jrconncompean :
Whenever my husband can’t find his phone asks me to call it I always yell “Sergio’s phone!”
2022-08-08 23:14:28
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lord_lucifurfur
Lord Luci-Fur-Fur :
mwahaha this may or may not be how we roll in my house also 😂
2022-08-07 12:24:43
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tribble_juice
Alex :
"I threw it away"
2022-08-08 18:40:44
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vinkiva
Vin Kiva 🏳️‍⚧️ :
I ask mine "did you eat it?"
2022-08-08 18:29:38
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flamingosimmi
Simmi :
my fyp is getting so specific its almost suspicious 😂
2022-08-08 10:33:30
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mablesx
Mable :
I did this to my dad recently. 😂 He was so ticked. It's not my house. Why would he ask me??
2022-08-08 19:18:34
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feelingcrummy
Feelingcrummy :
So I’m not the only one lol
2022-08-08 20:06:27
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razor1001
HightechLowlife :
When doing the right thing is easy, it's easy to do the right thing.
2022-08-09 07:01:27
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mousincose
laura&vinny :
this and a well timed "your mom" joke is what keeps our marriage fresh.
2022-08-08 17:05:28
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restingweirdface_
robin bedrest :
f*ckin worth it baby
2022-08-08 02:06:27
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gats2fay
gats2fay🍄 :
target audience reached 🎯
2022-08-08 18:41:11
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toriavick1
toriavick1 :
Why do we do this?? I literally can’t help myself!!!
2022-08-08 18:07:58
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skyealleyspeaks
Skye Alley - Voiceover Artist :
I say this and then pull whatever it is out of the couch cushions like a magician
2022-08-08 22:43:55
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papabeatl0af
PapaBeatLoaf :
not me telling my wife time to get a watch when she asks what time it is. every single time😏
2022-08-09 17:22:55
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tiredstarlings
Tiredstarlings :
They are usually looking for something that is in a super obvious spot
2022-08-08 22:40:43
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frauchicken
Crazy Chicken Lady 🐔🇨🇦🐔 :
Hahaha I guess I'm a comedian
2022-08-09 01:14:36
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sailormarzzz
m :
@william_depreston
2022-08-09 03:55:11
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fried.eggspresso
` :
it's either this or "sorry...I ate it"
2022-08-08 21:41:59
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heyjaynaa
🌼Jayna🌼 :
@Dad ITS NOT JUST ME OK
2022-08-09 04:12:45
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jonathanvanderzon
Jonathan Vanderzon :
They weren’t joking when they said FYP page
2022-08-08 20:09:15
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jjtiktokxx
jjtiktokxx :
Ty for your service 🫡
2022-08-08 17:44:38
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charlie_foxtrott
Charlie Fox :
@SalicCookies 😂😂😂
2022-08-09 04:25:28
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_edubs
E. White :
@plainvillehomestead every time
2022-08-09 13:52:22
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sir.doodles.the.chaotic
Sir Doodles the Chaotic 🏳️‍🌈 :
OH MY GOODNESS!!! Other people do this?! My wife asks me this when I'm looking for something. I've never heard anyone else ask this before!!!
2022-08-09 20:40:33
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allthereads
Alex :
I always say “I ate it”
2022-08-10 03:38:58
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dersledgehammer
Sam :
Mein Freund hat seine Geheimratsecken mal "Vorratsecken" genannt und immer wenn er was sucht frag ich ob er schon in seinen Vorratsecken geschaut hat
2022-08-10 09:36:16
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happylittlecanvas
HappyLittleCanvas :
Mine says “Where is..?” Standard Answer “It’s up your arse, to the left.”
2022-08-07 13:36:26
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cubesopuddingjr_official
vanellope von schweetz :
he can also check "yer moms house" 🤓😎
2022-08-09 00:43:44
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bobafettuchine
Boba Fettuchine 🇨🇦 :
I ask everyone if they feel a sharp pain. And when they no I say “then I guess it’s not up your a$$”
2022-08-09 03:09:16
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squeak68
Deryn Anderson :
ima steal this
2022-08-08 19:12:24
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amphibian_addict
Amphibian_Addict 🐸 :
@corionototae Tom cardy has ruined me
2022-08-08 18:03:25
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carrotjuiceismurder
carrotjuiceismurder :
I always say, well it will be in the last place you look.
2022-08-08 19:19:56
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goth_mog
🌜eara :
I usually tell him his mom has it. She’s dead.
2022-08-08 19:45:34
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bekybeks15
Bekybeks15 :
April Ludgate vibes
2022-08-08 20:01:43
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august_sun
Sebastian ☀️ :
every fucking TIME and you know what at this point I'm playing myself here by asking where it is
2022-08-08 20:02:04
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valaryonart
Valaryon | art & comics :
have you met @tomcardy .? hes got a song for you
2022-08-29 19:23:20
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flockofteeth
flockofteeth :
Remembering a comment on that legendary reddit "what did you do while on autopilot" thread where a lady asked her boss if he checked in his butt 😭
2022-08-20 03:11:01
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harmacy
Harmacy :
he probably didn't check around the corner 🤷‍♂️amateur hour over here sheesh
2022-08-08 17:42:45
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liebrarian
sarah jones :
where are you going with that always gets "to put it on your side of the bed" which cracks ME up
2022-08-08 20:33:26
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anddontcallmeshirley_
DontCallMeShirley :
plot twist: it was there the whole time 😲
2022-08-08 20:44:28
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whoizhannah
whoizhannah :
"Found it" "Was it up your bum?"
2022-08-08 20:49:15
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