and he invented immortality to do it, mad respect for the hater lifestyle
2024-09-28 12:51:49
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Comparative Literature :
alchemist not sorcerer. and while he did not find a magic way to kill them he did make himself immortal so he could keep killing them for all those generations.
2024-09-28 08:50:39
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Drago Knight :
honestly I found that book kind of terrifying
2024-09-29 17:36:44
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Marcus Halberstram :
becoming immortal for a beef is my kind of petty
2024-09-28 13:11:06
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dummyVicc :
also quite up there is the short story he made because hes scared of air conditioning. without that context it's an ok horror story, with it, it's so funny
2024-09-28 05:17:23
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OneTiredCat 🍉🐾🌈🌖🌕🌔 :
For me, it's the one where HP shows us he's terrified of AC and refrigeration
2024-09-28 17:44:08
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oethyl :
no the funniest bit of context is that Chuck Wizard is a wizard good enough to be immortal but still has to kill people the old fashioned way
2024-09-29 17:46:55
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Lenny :
Oh boy this hp Lovecraft guy sounds like an amazing fella
2024-09-28 11:07:59
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Maxel🧜🏼🧝🏾🧛🏻🧚🏼🦿 :
What would happen if the male protagonist tries to flirt with the wizard that cured his family?
2024-09-29 03:11:15
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william powell :
They forgot the part where he isn’t a wizard he is just some dude with a shotgun
2024-11-09 00:51:02
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SeverelyOofed :
Chuck-Wizard's Physical Violence is now my favorite DND spell
2024-09-28 07:15:42
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Draem :
Basically that Voodoo guy in Dexter 💀
2024-09-28 21:07:08
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Not About Me :
Wasn’t he also just hiding in their basement the whole time? 😅
2024-09-28 15:01:34
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jamie_jam_395 :
This is 50 cent level of hate
2024-09-30 09:56:38
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hope_g33 :
Fine I’ll reread The Alchemist
2024-09-28 04:08:16
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ferguski9597 :
also an amazing BOC song
2024-11-19 22:51:33
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Alpharius :
what's crazy is that the this guy was a true Alchemist. he discovered the Philosopher Stone and was immortal
2024-09-28 09:02:18
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That one guy :
What story is that? 😂
2024-09-28 03:44:40
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H.P. Lovecraft Cthul :
xD
2024-09-28 23:43:31
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muggsmcratmin :
the best part of that story is that he IS ACTUALLY MAGIC that specific spell he threated that family with just wasn't a real thing
2024-09-28 23:49:16
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the_running_joke :
Whole new level of petty love that story XD
2024-09-30 13:52:39
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g/o/jo :
i love the idea of this random sorcerer just stalking the family and being all like "oh Timmy, you better enjoy this birthday bc you only get 20 more..."
2024-11-11 21:58:01
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shielfoxftw :
Blue Öyster Cult has a pretty good song about this story
2024-09-28 06:26:22
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Gank hunter 69 :
The alchemist right?
2024-09-28 11:25:01
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TacoKing :
don't look up what HP Lovecraft named his cat
2024-09-28 11:28:50
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