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realfreetalk1
B J :
FDD… Faith driven development
2025-01-09 20:01:47
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aussiedude420
Dude :
Push to prod? No. A single php file, you edit directly on the server. Deployments are instant
2025-01-09 11:50:19
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helm_tsb
helm_tsb :
someone said it's called "faith driven dev" damn that shi tufff😭
2025-03-03 14:08:53
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ovrwrite
Ovrwrite :
I don't write test. I just don't put bugs in my code
2025-01-09 18:27:43
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alberta.nyc
Alberta Tech :
Push to prod!! 🙏
2025-01-09 14:34:31
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noorhaizal
ⁱᵃᵐ|ʜᴧḭźᴧL :
push straight to prod but only on Friday. dont forget to take Monday off.
2025-01-10 04:16:28
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public.sandbox
Adib Z. :
edge cases? that's what the user testing is foooOoooR 😭🤣
2025-01-09 10:41:06
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basemetal42
basemetal42 :
Writing a good unit test requires exponentially more programming prowess than writing the code in the first place.
2025-01-10 01:33:06
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enivid_07
Divine :
bro this is meee hahhaahha😂
2025-01-11 13:46:43
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jc626_
javiiiiiisss_ :
If it works on my machine, all others are the problem
2025-01-09 23:35:07
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techmora
TechMora :
Trust oriented programming it’s the solution 😅
2025-01-09 18:33:04
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bluemax955995
hd :
This is sarcasm right?
2025-01-09 22:30:56
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olson2000
olson2000 :
Let AI do Unit tests 🤣🤣🤣
2025-01-10 07:51:57
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incomplete_cat
Osanosa :
haven't wrote a single test in my life
2025-01-09 18:57:22
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franmjm7
Frank :
I laughed out loud 😂😂🫨🫨
2025-01-09 22:20:11
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lausan474
LauSan :
finally got coding TikTok on my FYP!
2025-01-10 22:30:18
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aliasnotinuse
ANIU :
can't decide if this is a skit or not
2025-01-10 19:41:34
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b.y.e7
no :
people, don't write bugs, it isn't worth it!
2025-01-09 23:53:36
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revneilrocks
Janjann :
noted 😭😭
2025-01-11 03:41:19
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gerryvanwinkle0
Billy bob :
Did it compile? Ship it. 😂
2025-01-10 10:03:28
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fantasynowarz42069
HaterMcGee69 :
based
2025-01-11 03:54:26
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nykolaipeterson
Nykolai Peterson :
if I wrote tests, I would subconsciously be writing them to always pass. thus wasting everyone's time and hiding the real issues
2025-01-10 05:48:20
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levihook
Levi :
yes bcs gurl never wrong 💪
2025-01-10 22:12:46
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lucassrq
Luis Carlos Quino :
go push to master, believe in you 🗿
2025-01-12 03:31:00
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fullmoonyeah
AJ P :
this is the motibator I need. thanks
2025-01-10 08:39:09
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