This morning the cashier asked if I needed a bag, and I said only if it's black and has a zipper... she didn't get it. 🙃
2025-02-03 16:48:42
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azurearcher20 :
why is military Morty so on point with all of this.
2025-02-03 18:11:44
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Kaito :
I REFUSE TO LET MITCH MCCONNELL OUT LIVE ME
2025-02-07 00:49:17
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Tim :
2 week notice for my forever nap!
2025-02-03 16:07:27
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Gen :
I'm gonna do this tomorrow at formation. You have inspired me.
2025-02-03 16:18:39
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Jacquelyn Keeney :
Execute the pact!!! Toaster bath!!
2025-02-03 16:14:31
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sdsS1928 :
EXISTENCE IS PAIN!!!🤣🤣
2025-02-03 19:18:04
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Mo :
I have mixed feelings because my spouse has had friends who have made the jokes and everyone thought it was just jokes and then one day they weren’t jokes anymore.
2025-02-03 17:19:06
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unclepatches :
Worst decision in my life was not picking a stronger branch 😉 #livelaughtoasterbath
2025-02-24 03:07:51
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JustLikeJohnnyDang :
you would have killed it as a Rick and morty voice actor
2025-02-03 19:07:12
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Corey Caldwell861 :
I'm ready for the forever nap, I want into the pact
2025-02-03 16:29:28
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Matt :
big Rick & Morty vibes on a good portion of this. Mr. Meeseeks, maybe?
2025-02-03 18:28:35
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hellbound129 :
lol spending your birthday in gripy sock jail is not ideal but to have your family pick out a gift you will use forever could be!
2025-02-03 16:58:27
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Momster :
They begging for grippy socks 😂
2025-02-04 01:18:47
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EverydayMink :
I hate that I continuously read your shirt every time the camera angle changed like it was a new shirt each time 🥴
2025-02-04 01:06:26
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iAmWoo10 :
mandatoryMEESEEKS!!!!!! I NEED TO HEAR THE MEESEEKS LINE NOW😅😅😅
2025-02-03 18:04:52
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Ranch 😌 :
The fact Mr meeseeks pops up in my search bar 🫠😂
2025-02-03 22:37:01
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DreDrop :
They'll never see it coming 🤣🤣🤣
2025-02-03 16:18:35
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King Listy :
I have heard of these resources but haven't seen them in use.
2025-02-06 08:46:08
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Rachael :
Whenever someone says my forever yeet jokes aren’t funny, I just tell them, “Don’t worry. They’ll stop soon.” 😉😂
2025-02-23 18:23:52
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Kramerclyde734 :
I can only imagine what it’s like being your neighbor when you’re making these videos 😂😂
2025-02-03 21:25:17
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Weretruck :
Premium content
2025-02-03 16:39:52
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jodiejames69 :
Hell I was stationed at Parris Island, my office just put n a request for another body 😳..😂
2025-02-03 16:38:59
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A-Nik :
Live, be free, and wrap my Jeep around a tree 🥰
2025-02-03 22:21:41
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Aaron Wiscott :
These pacts save lives 😂
2025-02-03 16:30:52
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