The Onion has been terrifying me lately. It's supposed to be satire, right? Why do their stories seem true lately?
2025-04-05 08:33:54
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Dave of Blazingstar Farm :
FWIW It’s probably not ChatGPT. It’s probably Musk’s AI. Also the math was simple and not random.
2025-04-05 15:47:33
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Evenstar :
I never really understood nihilism before. My disassociation is becoming full time.
2025-04-05 07:33:50
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Jeremy Dresser :
Whiskey leaks. I’m dying 😭
2025-04-05 07:39:27
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Trina :
I feel like I am in purgatory and it's in Idiocracy
2025-04-05 07:18:55
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Brian Nelson :
speaking of mcnuggets...he teriffed penguins cause they live on McDonald's island and trump thinks that is where we get burgers.
2025-04-05 15:11:28
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LexieSheikh :
Why is it 2am and I'm early af?
2025-04-05 07:18:51
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Chels :
We're all slipping off the deep end and there's not enough therapy in the universe. You can't cope your way out of hell.
2025-04-05 14:52:56
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Jessica Niskala488 :
You should be a teacher. I would love someone like you teaching my grandchildren. Truth is amazing and I’m sick of people lying to them.
2025-04-05 13:53:13
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Liv 💙💙 :
I’m tired of this grandpa! 😭😭😭
2025-04-05 12:17:13
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Oy! with the 🐩 already 🇨🇦 :
Andrew Chang with the CBC did a great breakdown of how the tariffs were calculated
2025-04-05 10:50:25
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Jill Stern 💗💗💗💗💗 :
The f-ing Dow is down almost 4,000 points in 2 days😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
2025-04-05 09:07:04
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Slightly Perfect :
They used ChatGPT and then debated about it on Signal. 🙄
2025-04-05 14:39:29
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Atheist with an Attitude v2 :
The T in GPT stands for Tariffs ig.
2025-04-05 07:16:54
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Jason Trottier7779 :
I keep forgetting its only been three months....
2025-04-05 11:32:51
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Jamie Bell :
The Wile E Coyote & Road Runner reference couldn’t have been more on point! TY.
2025-04-05 16:16:53
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Coley Oley :
China retaliated with 34% tarrif on the US. China's reasoning is to symbolize the 34 felony convictions Trump has. Makes just as much sense as using Chatgpt to calc theirs.
2025-04-05 14:08:35
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lrt329 :
The penguin memes kept me sane yesterday! 🤷♀️
2025-04-05 14:05:45
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SchlurchAngry :
The tariff policy across the board is doomed because it’s uninformed and based on so much nonsense. I’m pretty sure Russia and N Korea aren’t on the list bc we don’t trade with them though.
2025-04-05 07:46:45
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Ace Aesthetic :
I am siding with the penguins.
2025-04-05 07:55:25
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TerrorKhaner🇺🇦🇵🇱 :
The problem with your "bread lines" analogy is the government would HAVE to give us that bread. And Caligula WOULD NOT give anything to us, unless it benefitted him personally.
2025-04-06 00:01:21
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Mike Strang :
The penguin memes are saving me
2025-04-05 12:53:15
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IngredientsHouse :
As a former educator middle schoolers that use Siri or AI and get caught fail the assignment if not the class. Meaning a 13 year old boy has more consequences for cheating and lying.
2025-04-05 10:04:59
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eye m John :
We might depend on Congress but...My Missouri senator Hawley wishes the tariffs were higher! 🙃
2025-04-05 13:34:45
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Julie Schroeder :
Old diseases coming back? There is an actual dysentery outbreak in the state of Oregon. DYSENTERY.
2025-04-05 13:33:04
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jenn.ni84 :
The Onion is writing the code for the Matrix
2025-04-05 07:53:22
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northerndanzer :
I'm just gonna let this play over and over. Your voice, laughter, word-creation, sentence structure, satire, sarcasm, historical references... I am in awe.
2025-04-05 20:41:32
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Jessica Niskala488 :
🙏I can’t after happy meal Hassan.😂😂 I love you
2025-04-05 13:48:51
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jeffreytibbetts1 :
happymeal Hussein that's gold haven't heard that one yet.
2025-04-05 13:33:39
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JG :
Honestly, this is so sad and I feel so tired of the moldy orange that could barely think but now has Mr. dementia in his skull
2025-04-05 11:43:33
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shelly hart :
I think we would be safer if they were using chat GPT.
2025-04-05 09:51:22
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Michelle4260 :
happy meal Hussain lmao
2025-04-05 09:01:23
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Thatguy461 :
any bets on how long until vlad's portrait is hanging in the oval office?
2025-04-05 07:24:50
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krakenka917 :
trimmed up looks good on you. I always look forward to your post.
2025-04-05 07:17:52
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tru’dat :
# 47 only 3 months in already took top spot for worst president from # 45.
2025-04-07 00:56:00
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Emmaline Childs :
Chat GPT wouldn’t have suggested this
2025-04-06 23:54:14
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mich_girl73 :
Our train is gonna derail and we’re all doomed
2025-04-05 15:35:13
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Slightly Perfect :
Imagine if we had Kamala right now what these last three months would have looked like.
2025-04-05 14:41:15
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NBParrott :
"atilla the dumb" sent me over the moon 😂😂
2025-04-05 14:03:57
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The Liberal Cartographer :
It does seem like a Road Runner cartoon and we are the coyote. 🤣
2025-04-05 13:51:09
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Jessica Niskala488 :
Um can we as a collective sue happy meal for emotional distress????
2025-04-05 13:49:57
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Trey Bowman407 :
Happy Meal Hussein is wild 🤣
2025-04-05 13:33:54
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Wish🔮(Erin) :
the Threads penguin influx is amazing and it makes me so happy in the crazy unhappy time.
2025-04-05 11:40:04
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Busy Timmy :
The collective psychotic break is so real.
2025-04-05 10:38:07
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