@deck_of_dm_things: What do we think?? 🦍 #dnd #gorilla #debate #deckofdmthings #spreadsheet

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loneheart127
Loneheart :
wrong stat block wrong size wrong mathematics wrong tactics D-
2025-04-30 22:52:30
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blackfox4242
Blackfox424 :
Gorilla doesn’t have a 100% hit chance if you’re using d&d rules, he has a 95% hit chance, as a Nat 1 always misses.
2025-04-30 22:03:28
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knight.of.kittens
Knight of Kittens :
I think a more simulationist RPG would yield better results. GURPS for example, the line editor of which has a PhD in Physics (and yes, that is why GURPS is like that).
2025-04-30 21:06:19
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lordmooy
LordMooy :
it's not a giant gorilla though. it's just a normal one. the giant one also ups it's damage because it's bigger than a normal gorilla
2025-04-30 20:57:29
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ruby_furry_fox
Ruby fox :
i think realistically the gorilla wouldn't have cleave
2025-04-30 21:10:44
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pwrflc00k13s
Bennett :
The issue here is if you knock out one man with an attack and have 10 damage left that 10 wouldn’t carry.
2025-05-01 02:57:04
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kalebbranch8
Kaleb Branch :
You’re not giving the men pack tactics so they roll with advantage?
2025-05-01 00:38:08
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dantose
dantose :
1. giant ape doesn't have cleave 2. giant ape is huge 3. even at large, there's 12 spots around that, not 10. 4. commoners hit on 12, so it's 45% to hit actual math to follow:
2025-05-01 10:05:56
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that_lego_lady
That_Lego_Lady :
this ignores fatigue.
2025-05-01 01:52:16
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mrnobody136
MrHobo136 :
They do not have %100 to hit. You can always critically fail. Also what about full defensive? Dodge. Etc
2025-05-01 02:43:43
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dauntlessbound
DauntlessBound :
Unarmed strike is actually 1 D4 damage
2025-05-01 02:18:08
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gokussparringpartner1
Gokussparringpartner1 :
Your also assuming no stamina decreases for the gorilla
2025-05-01 02:41:53
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bententai
Bententai :
This also isn’t taking into account the humans using their brain to go for weak spots, like the eyes, ears and nose
2025-04-30 23:55:47
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chaoticz83
🚥ChaoticZ8🚦 :
He wouldn’t be able to hit 11 guys a round only 10 because of range , commoners have AVERAGE 4 (1d8) hp not 4 and you are forgetting about pack tactics and flanking rules
2025-04-30 20:57:26
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e_coocoo
eCooCoo :
Did you include stamina? I don’t play D&D so I’m not sure exactly how it works but the gorillas stamina has to be low
2025-05-01 03:15:42
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lavitz87
Spence :
this assumes after each round, the commoners that saw what happened don't run for their lives. it ends much sooner.
2025-04-30 22:42:49
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sabiki74
PhoenixZer0 :
So there is no stamina in D&D? How fast does a large beast fatigue?
2025-05-02 00:28:47
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frenchy21956
Frenchy :
wrong stat block, buffed it further by reducing its size and increasing its hit chance, also gave it cleave for some odd reason.
2025-04-30 23:06:17
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lukeducey
Luke Ducey :
Literally had this debate the other day!
2025-05-01 01:38:42
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stiegox
Stieg Ox :
I don’t think a gorilla is a large beast, it’s basically the size of a human
2025-05-01 05:29:41
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nikuldaks
nikuldaks :
cleave is too generous plus this calculations doesn't take into account fatigue and morale (hindering both sides)
2025-04-30 23:46:34
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zzelper
Evan :
Are you accounting for flanking? What about if the commoners weave in and out, allowing all of them to attack every turn, while giving the Gorilla an attack of opportunity without cleave
2025-04-30 23:01:39
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leafar.sd
Leafar :
weakest version of humans and king kong stats. in all this time the “unarmed” why, say they start unarmed first ten circle it others grab rocks, trees, anything they can. it’s what made humans apex
2025-05-01 03:45:24
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kraujas117
Kraujas :
I dont see cleave anywhere in that stat block you shared, or on any i found
2025-05-03 08:42:18
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joshuacomput
Josh :
Gorilla has 95% chance to hit. Nat 1 is still a crit fail/miss. Makes a difference, although not a big one…
2025-05-01 04:33:37
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