@of_the_wasteland: Literally every thing weird about this country is Thomas Jefferson’s fault #HistoryTime #storytime #historytok #fyp #americanhistory #thomasjefferson #themetricsystem #pirates
1. IMMACULATE STORY TELLING
2. i always assumed it was to keep US citizens sensored
3. this really might be the first US history I've ever learned that didnt trace back to slavery
2025-06-21 01:51:50
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alienøverlørd :
the look after Jefferson lmfao
2025-06-19 18:52:03
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Candy :
Were they pirates or their navy? 🤔
2025-06-20 11:20:24
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Emmy :
ok, but what about the other 250 intervening years?
2025-06-19 18:23:08
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barbec.qt :
"and they're all like gee i sure hope pirates dont show up"...."and then pirates show up" lmaoo
2025-06-19 08:58:19
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SimpleKen :
The only thing we can't measure that's how long that never ending video was
2025-06-21 17:11:49
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Charles Roberts :
‘THE PIRATES STOLE IT’ i love this
2025-06-19 00:46:14
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Kirk :
I’d switch to the metric system, but I will die before I ever use celsius!
2025-06-19 02:43:36
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burly_witch :
Love this info and also your shirt! Where’s that thirt from??
2025-06-19 22:12:40
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girlhaggard :
the tip of my thumb to its first knuckle is exactly 1 in. what else am i supposed to do
2025-06-21 12:19:03
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Faker Mayfield :
What does Paul Skenes have to do with this?
2025-06-20 11:52:15
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Brielle :
Are they forgetting about some of the cooking/baking measurements they used to have? wtf is a breakfastcupful, wineglass full (did they just have one standard wineglass?), a gill?, and a coffee-cupful?? Idk none of that seems very standardized
2025-06-20 13:07:01
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Smoke Daddy BBQ :
Not gonna lie. I love history, but not a single history teacher growing up made it nearly this interesting.
2025-06-21 10:02:52
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MrHistoryTeacherGuy :
There are two kinds of industrialized countries in the world: 1. Ones that use the metric system -and- 2. Ones that have sent men to THE FUCKING MOON!
2025-06-19 12:28:49
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Jellyfishy :
I cannot tell if this is true or not but I am adopting this into my belief system
2025-06-19 05:15:05
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BLZbub6u66 :
What is 1/3 of a yard... 1 foot
What is 1/3 of a meter... 33.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 cm
2025-07-09 21:55:00
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phynally_ :
so we use feet bc of literal PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN????
2025-06-21 01:47:37
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hannah_harpist :
Fahrenheit is better than Celsius tho
2025-06-19 18:52:19
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JustABard :
"Then the pirates show up!"
2025-06-19 15:31:14
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Nathan :
This is giving “lost ep of Drunk History” in the best way possible
2025-06-18 23:28:22
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Fuck Lad :
metric is good on pen and paper. imperial (America's measurement system) is better in person. we measure in 2s, 4s, 8s because you can approximate those intuitively. e.i. try cutting a pizza into 10ths and see how that goes.
2025-06-19 05:05:14
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king_turd_ :
do people not understand the benefits of a base-12 system?
2025-06-19 06:34:20
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Luci Fox :
so... we dont use the metric system because of the pirates of the Caribbean
2025-07-12 03:19:12
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Gwen :
the number 12 is divisible by thirds. I challenge the metric system to give me an accurate one third measurement.
2025-06-19 14:20:25
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ReadingAloud :
Great story and super well-told. A+
2025-06-18 23:54:38
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