KinoRus :
“Alright, alright, ladies and gents, gather round, gather round!
Have I got a treat for you today – the one and only Romanian Riesling.
Now listen, it ain’t French, it ain’t Italian, it ain’t even German – that’s why it’s unique!
Straight from the heart of Romania, the land of Dracula… and fine wine!
One sip and you’ll swear you’re tasting champagne – well, champagne from Peckham maybe, but who’s counting?
And here’s the deal of the century: buy two bottles, get a third one absolutely free!
Not because I’m mad, no, but because I’m an honest businessman.
This isn’t just wine, my friends, this is a first-class ticket to the good life – at half the price!
As I always say: He who dares, wins! Del Boy
2025-08-24 14:21:18