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clarity_l
Lex :
Watch this video, time machine back...
2025-07-12 20:44:36
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bshu453
bshu453 :
"LOOK AT ME!!"
2025-07-12 21:47:31
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amyirby5
Amy Irby - Books :
😂 Love this guy’s vibe
2025-07-17 02:27:27
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jaypaulinoo
Jay 🤍 :
the amount of timelines he opened up 😅
2025-07-13 00:28:18
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aczshock
ACzShock :
Taking out Hitler would actually be worse for society. We learnt ALOT about the human body from his experiments due to his unethical ways of researching humans. It sucks that it happened but the knowledge we got from it is way too valuable
2025-07-13 22:38:16
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a_revo_
A. Revo :
Can’t wait for this to get animated by someone.
2025-07-13 14:12:19
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moophtazherodoth
Moophtaz Herodoth :
But do you get older while time travelling?
2025-07-13 01:29:47
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cameronrollison0
Cambam64 :
This guy might be on to something
2025-07-12 21:11:14
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xse.achilles
✠ ᚨᚲᚺᛁᛚᛚᛖᛊ ✠ :
the winner always wright history
2025-07-18 07:57:26
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lilo4l
Lilo Smith :
“No one’s got die. You just gotta kill an opportunity” 😭
2025-07-14 13:30:25
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seksisforlozers
SeksIsForLozers :
Used my Time Machine just to watch this for the first time again
2025-07-13 01:33:22
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graciedayglow
Gracie :
So Groundhog Day and 50 First Dates
2025-07-13 00:31:26
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parma.jon
ParmaJon :
“Don’t get jealloouuusss” 😂
2025-07-14 03:24:59
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dubya1010
Adam :
When you go back for the free gym trial, do you have to avoid your other self or are we talking a new timeline? 😂😂
2025-07-13 12:14:47
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itsjudemydude_
𝖏𝖚𝖉𝖊 :
he hates talking about talk machines because none of us have thought through the implications as much as he has, he's had all the conversations already in his mind
2025-07-15 01:56:56
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windyhole28
D J Denton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⛳ :
Realistically, why would you go back and change a major earth event? You have no idea the effect that might have on the future. 😂
2025-07-15 06:22:22
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apilotsdad
Apilotsdad :
This is a really good bit. It’s well written, well delivered. I don’t know who this guy is, but I like him.
2025-07-13 12:07:06
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.chaoticneutral
Alex Williams :
“The only real universal understanding comes from a villain large enough to require it”
2025-07-13 04:20:27
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seanmichaelgray21
seanmichaelgray21 :
He thinks to much about time machines 😂
2025-07-13 19:49:07
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swayed_by_envy
Swayed By Envy :
>I hate talking about them >talks about them for 3 minutes
2025-07-15 07:13:34
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ranburuu
Ranburu :
time didn't exist, you can't travel through it😁
2025-07-13 01:07:22
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kevinpastries
Kevin Pastries :
Bro is a time traveler
2025-07-13 02:54:39
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putinlovespink
Putinlovespink :
if you close your eyes he becomes Bill Burr
2025-07-13 23:22:21
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its_noctyss
Noctyss :
I only hate talking about time machines because while cool in theory they're literally impossible to create because time itself doesn't actually exist
2025-07-13 13:11:56
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ash74556
Ash :
dont know if, this looped, or, if i went back in time.
2025-07-13 08:30:56
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