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deck_of_dm_things
Cole Porter :
What’s the worst thing your party has done at a tavern
2025-07-14 21:49:14
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trans_parent_dm
Quinn Amethyst :
Sir, respectfully, I thought all of your tables were mimics. I did you a favor
2025-07-14 23:13:04
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robertgibson152
robert gibson15 :
I do not apologize for the dragons
2025-07-16 22:16:09
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fae_kilted
fae_kilted 🏳️‍⚧️ :
what did I do?!
2025-07-15 11:20:50
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bearpaws96
BearPaws96 :
the only thing I can remember doing in a tavern is swindling people out of money on drinking contests as a high level monk
2025-07-15 09:48:46
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steven.porter3
Steven Porter :
He insulted someone so bad .... that they died!.... 😳😆😂
2025-07-14 22:14:47
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dominicertle
Dominic :
Look, I’m sorry that I managed to sneak around everyone and take a dump in every single one of your cups, but surely you can just sell some barrels to us?
2025-07-15 13:33:53
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dupedreaper
DupedReaper :
what... practicing necromancy on the guy to bring him back was a bad idea? well sorry
2025-07-15 13:46:06
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thecasualanarchist96
Disciple_Of_Mora :
I need to know whose getting spoken to cause like we've addressed rogue cleric and bard but like depending on the pov class the possibilitys are endless
2025-07-17 17:12:11
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timothynolan
Timothy Nolan :
i had a PC play as a Rabbit. he ordered AND ate Hasenpfeffer at the guild tavern. cause the the waitress to faint, the rest of the patrons were kinda leary of the party
2025-07-15 00:37:31
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incompetent___eno
Incompetent___enough :
"please sir,you must confuse me with someone else. For I don't have friends."
2025-07-15 00:01:54
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jackjensen29
Jack J :
It's the Yawning Portal. I jumped in the hole and survived
2025-07-16 00:43:24
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huse8370
🟡⚪️⚫️🟣🚦Husr🚦🟣⚫️⚪️🟡 :
Ok but i dident intend to bomb haff of the city
2025-07-16 08:07:51
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miss.mellen
Ellen Porter :
I didn’t think you knew about that 😳….
2025-07-14 22:13:23
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old_man_burntrap
Jayden Larios :
As dm, one of the party members while I was describing the scene and area around them. I told them a cloaked figure was sitting alone drinking and immediately decided… imma cast chill touch. They were in a mountain town during a small snow storm.
2025-07-14 22:21:52
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billmiller6450
Bill :
"Listen.... where is come from fireball is a drink! it was a simple misunderstanding "😳
2025-07-15 02:21:15
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jwr269886o2
John :
ok, I just told one fans bringing into food, drinking in your stablish mant it's bad for business. Look, dude, it's just easier cup, like the school adds more flavor to the Bulls I'm sorry
2025-07-16 07:48:02
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dumproto3
Dumproto :
Wrong people I swear
2025-07-15 16:41:46
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voidanimations6
Void :
last one has to be a wizard or warlock. because that's bad for regular business
2025-07-15 21:43:25
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stephenpatton69
Sidrick :
she said she was 43... Im sorry I didnt notice she was an elf... I had a few to many drinks. Im sorry.
2025-07-16 02:57:31
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travisga
Travis/G.A. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 :
In my defense my character has a 6 to intelligence and he thinks everything can be eaten.
2025-07-16 07:35:03
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meilinleblanc
Meilin Hua :
I’m sorry I rolled a -1. I don’t even know how my dice even have negative numbers.
2025-07-15 14:25:56
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itsdio3092
Luke :
How much coin is it gonna take for you to rethink this decision?
2025-07-15 02:46:59
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thementallycrazy
FuzzyBlurryBear :
VICIOUS MOCKERY IS THE BEST 🤣🤣🤣
2025-07-15 20:29:14
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doc_the_plague_spreader
Raubvogel Geier :
Im sorry my mechanical gore magala ate the bar hand
2025-07-16 04:25:16
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