@buzzscoopnews: The Cthulhu Act, recently passed by the Republican-controlled Congress and signed by President Donald Trump, releases Cthulhu from its cage located in Edmond, Kansas. In 1945, right before WW2 ended, the U.S. government summoned Cthulhu in Japan as a "fail safe in case the bombs didn't work". After the war, they captured and contained the creature for "the safety of the world". Citizens across the country have already started reported seeing the Lovecraftian creature in their dreams. But Mike Stoltz, an office worker and loyal Conservative, states that "We can't stop winning! I'm getting tired of winning!" #buzzscoop #cthulhu #lovecraftian #parody #foryoupage #viral