@littlevictorianboy: Addressing the Controversy Around Little Orphan Jams

Parkbench Creations :

lost it at, "Just cause you turned 18 don't make your parents alive"

Andrew :

As a 40 year old orphan, I can confirm we exist. As a 6'1 orphan, I am disappointed you rejected my application.

Edward Escandon :

Best yet!

Felixeroflife :

Why do you have a bone cruncher in a jam factory?

Mandy Potts :

joshua.mcdermid :

Oh. *cancels order*

Abigail's coming back to life :

we didn't have a mom to tell us NOT TO DANCE ABOVE A BONE CRUNCHER!!!😭😭

Kilroy 214 :

Willy Wonka in an alternate universe

Robby :

Tim Robinson and his consequences

KC Maw :

this is what Bruce Wayne would do if he didn't become Batman

blanktom9 :

Little Orphan Jams is my favorite party album

SatansTestSubject :

Why is there a bone cruncher in the Jam Factory then?

BerryEclipseCow_bean>XD :

😶 whattttt????----

Arclte :

#NeverEvenNoticedAnArm

Parker :

everyone's a critic these days 🙄 I, for one, can't wait to finally get more Little Orphan Jam for my ménages à trois #ignorethearm

Torex Una :

I'm under 6' and a 32 year old orphan, I wish I was accepted.

PerryHallVA :

I’m glad the whole controversy is behind us so I can enjoy my favorite jam again BUT… if you would be so kind… please explain what part of the jam making process involves an industrial-sized bone cruncher bc berries ain’t have no bones

🇿🇦Elaam⁷💜 :

....Why were they dancing up there!?

lbmango :

"that's an unrelated arm"

ordinary...ash :

Wait. This might be the perfect job for me. I'm 5'2". Are you OK with suspicious gaps in resumes?

Call_me_Kelllz :

This feels like a Tim Robinson sketch

Kara :

my parents aren't dead, but I'm 5'0... can i still apply?

Hixbi Fox 🦊 :

no one's going to ask why there is a Bone crusher in a jam factory?

Spicy_Ramen :

I wanna see the logo

Jake :

Guys... He addressed everything, what more could you want from them? it's time to finally forgive #ignorethearm ❤️