Hey my names anne, and frankly my life is pretty crazy
2025-09-21 02:59:11
30174
isaiah :
hooks make no sense why would i need to interest you into reading an essay u gotta read it anyways 💔
2025-09-20 23:21:24
7970
:3 :
i hate hooks and i hate conclusions you read the title you either read it or dont and if you do then tf i need to summarize at the end for you read it
2025-09-20 21:07:47
10773
tommy 🫧 :
i HATEEEE hooks
2025-09-20 20:47:03
3468
imitateslife :
As an English teacher, I hate hooks. As someone who needs a good laugh every now and then, I adore them.
2025-09-21 19:06:37
2705
sarabeth :
this is unironically why i became an english major in college… i was like there’s no way this is the best we can do
2025-09-20 17:51:47
4363
Ur_moms_gf :
“In this essay I will…” wrap it up.
2025-09-22 01:22:13
996
Sophia :
And then later they get mad at you for using hooks
2025-09-21 19:12:22
944
Sana :
Someone in my 8th grade English class was writing a pro choice essay and he started it with “imagine staring into your rapist’s eyes everyday”
2025-09-23 05:31:28
195
Maximumthrotle7 :
Teachers have you write in a way that beats around the bush when writing your conclusion but lowkey “in conclusion” is the best kinda conclusion.
2025-09-21 19:08:34
640
ChainBootyMillister :
College English/lit is js doing the opposite of what ur old English teachers taught
2025-09-20 21:38:55
830
GrifGrey :
"Imagine a world without McDonalds. Life was hard back then." An essay about living in the late 1700s.
2025-09-21 17:30:59
2172
Oddity :
One type I stated an essay with “I hated this book, the next 10 pages are your own fault.” I got an A😂
2025-09-22 03:40:31
185
ThatGirlLia<3 :
we’re not allowed to use a question as our hook 🥀
2025-09-21 01:23:55
159
Sarah :
I wrote a hook in 5th grade like: "Whoosh! That's the sound of the breeze through the Iroquois longhouse."
2025-09-21 03:34:47
124
Zbee420[💛wilbursversion🩵] :
Nooooo bc why do you learn to write "my thesis,,," or "in this essay" ITS JUST WRONG
2025-09-20 22:33:30
178
luka (lou) 🕰️ ✡︎ :
and then in high school your teachers beat you up if you use hooks in your essays
2025-09-22 01:12:26
16
Lindsay: Teacher & Mom Life :
I promise these are the types of hooks us English teachers have been trying to get them to STOP doing 😂🫠
2025-09-21 15:23:37
72
Kellyjxn.95 :
Ever had a nightmare about being chased, or.. gulp.. getting left behind? In this essay I will dissect George Bush’s no child left behind policy to…
2025-09-22 23:35:46
71
Veda :
Starting every essay with “Did you know?” was some of my 5th grade student fav hook line🤦🏼♀
2025-09-26 01:51:26
19
Sammy :
“If you could time travel, would you support the Confederates or Abe Lincoln? How racist would you be? Technology wasn’t advanced so you could get away with more crimes. Today I’ll be talking about how grocery shopping for gmo foods vs non gmo foods are similar and different.”
2025-09-21 21:01:49
9
Kay The Don :
😭😭 You just made me remember middle school like it was yesterday
2025-10-01 01:34:02
0
angela :
The way I have to beggggg my Sophomores to stop doing this