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Tuesday 23 September 2025 19:54:57 GMT
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bardofthecosmos :
Taurus slept through the rapture
2025-09-23 20:47:39
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chr_hisss :
Taurus is not up for leaving the house much less this life. Ima stay right here.
2025-09-24 04:16:56
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Enchanted Oracle :
Leos were not available for the rapture...
2025-09-26 10:14:44
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Frequency Chef :
Aquarius won't go bc the world won't get fixed if we leave
2025-09-26 04:44:05
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Ana Boat ⭐️|| GQ Live Host :
Aquarius isnt going because they don't want to do what everyone else is doing 😂
2025-09-23 21:06:43
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Becca :
Aquarius won't be attending the rapture. We don't like people. 😂🥰
2025-09-24 01:04:09
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caviarandcupcakes :
What time is it happening? I need to get dressed and grab a snack.
2025-09-23 20:10:11
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Cassie :
As a Scorpio with a Gemini lover who could care less about our love this feels spot on.. when will be our rising? 😭✌️🤍
2025-09-24 00:45:16
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Janet :
Hey 😂 I have a lot of Pisces in me, I don't believe in the rapture 🤣🤣 And if he ever did come, it wouldn't be in America.
2025-09-23 21:41:56
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rogersville mayor 1 :
Thank you thank you Blitz Scorpio power🤭
2025-09-24 02:44:12
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The Rustical Garden🧹🧹🧹🧹 :
What!! I'm a Cap.... still here sure footed!
2025-09-24 03:27:47
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Kris Dee Haha :
Why are Scorpios so bad on the rapture scale?
2025-09-24 19:36:37
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Carla Davis :
I feel attacked as a Pisces….🥴
2025-09-24 01:55:48
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Kel :
Glad us Capricorns get to go up and rest first. We are tireddd
2025-09-24 07:54:33
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Rachel Doneski :
Excuse me, Scorpio here. I NEVER finish last! Y’all call fall into an orderly line right behind me!
2025-09-23 23:46:41
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PrettyTiiNA 💕 :
lol hearing as a Capricorn 😭
2025-09-23 20:23:13
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Cala Everyday :
Cap here- already lined up my dog care. 💪🤣
2025-09-23 23:16:47
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Aquarius.vortex :
this was needed!!!!😁😂
2025-09-23 20:24:34
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chewiechewbaaarker :
😝 Hilarious… but come on Libra people ain’t falling back they’re going to be in the middle flirting on by 😂
2025-09-24 00:11:20
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SteviC444 :
Scorpio here. I’m happy to stick around
2025-09-23 23:00:02
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bardofthecosmos :
Aries are the ones playing the trumpets (probably ska tunes)
2025-09-23 20:48:08
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Candace Mickey :
Gemini miss this escalator too🙆♥
2025-09-23 21:47:36
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Nessie Betty :
I know better than to ask about Aries. We are in a comfy seat with popcorn and shades on.
2025-09-24 02:14:29
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Bougie Hippie Haven :
Leo's created their own heavenly lair and are napping
2025-09-24 05:03:13
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ﾟ👽♚ DƐVĪĿƐƇĤᎾ24❷➃ 💗🐝 :
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this! Thanks for the laugh Blitz.
2025-09-23 21:12:35
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