@andrw.carterrr: Like be for real

👰‍♂️ :

A wolf in a wig would be a safer option than my grandma

🪡📧n :

The search being “wolf in a wig story” bsf red riding hood

#1 wi ha joon_girl🎀🍬 :

Right cs why would I go to a different world just like mine and eat a five star meal and only ask for a mango milkshake (Coraline)

defnotjustme_ :

No because why would I eat an apple from HER?😒😭

jazmeili :

no seriously 😭

letaaa :

little red riding dummy

Eyre :

cause why the HELL would I ever kiss a frog ???

Suavé Margaux :

Nah cause why would i show my evil stepsisters my dress for the ball?

chivido diaries :

iboobprofen :

cause who's falling for this??😂😂

The Colouring Nurse 💖 :

no because why would I find a random house and start taste testing ALL of the porridge??

Michaela ❤️ :

Why would I give up my voice and family FOR A MAN I DON’T KNOW???

Lexxii :

And if I’m DUMPTY, mind you, I’m already HUMPTY, why would I sit on a damn WALL??🙄

Kaara j :

Exactly…..,and what I look like to move in with seven men and think it’s ok 🤔

Bryant's Welfare :

The Wolf in Question:

IamThandoe❤️ :

Why would i eat an apple i was given by someone i don't know

PurpleHoney420 💖💖💖💖 :

"What big teeth you have" Like... You ain't never seen your Nana before?

Shamiyah 🏳️‍🌈🤑🇨🇦 :

Because why would I climb out my window and go with a flying child to a land full of orphan kids 😒🤔

schribbl3 :

Cause why would I and my sister come upon a gingerbread house in the woods…and start eating???

Rose 🌹 :

Why are we judging red riding hood rn

Oli London :

i would take that personally as the grandma.

𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖊 :

Ohwellosa :

right this is actually shade to the grandma

🏹 :

i hate when people are funnier than me

Tierra🫶🏽 :

Why would I build a house out of straw or stick and expect it hold…