@firemanshiroe:

thicconi :

The only Flat Earth argument I will ever agree with.

Mike Hunt :

Crazy how this sounds like an actual argument they would make

Green man :

there are actually, carbonated springs of water.

Patrick :

If this doesn’t go viral it’s criminal. ✌

Cameron cookfrith :

You writing this joke

PuttPutts :

Sound science.

Steve :

funny. laughed

Stormblessed :

discord or reddit mod?

NaturalArcane :

THATS what they’ve been trying to tell us this whole time?!?!?! 🤯🤣

Buckshot :

The ocean is soup

Mr Sterence :

Seltser Germany has a carbonated spring, there are probably other places with naturally occurring carbonated water.

Ryan C :

It took me a weird amount of time to get the joke 😓

Eliza :

I woke my partner up just to repeat this, and they gave me such a done with me look.

DipShit101 :

>~> satire or not?

Tony Glaser :

I hate this but he’s right 😂😂😂

Dean Benjamin553 :

the water in Soda Springs Idaho us naturally carbonated btw hence the name

irhcuwn :

DrMarvelous :

TheyCallMeCam :

Damn. You got me. Can't argue with facts.

Destallion :

I am now convinced

Lemonadejones 🍋 🍋 :

there are underwater vents that soew gasses into the water thus carbonation can occur 🤓

Elevated_Horizons :

the ocean holds a significant amount of carbon, both in dissolved form and as organic matter. It acts as a carbon sink, absorbing CO2 from the atmosphere, but it can also release carbon back under certain conditions. so the earth isn't flat

Green AlphaBlake :

Oh my god he’s a genius

Newt :

Huh

prlswabbie :

I don’t know enough about science to dispute this, but it doesn’t sound right.