@staceyleighhhh: silly me, i thought the pretty pink colours meant they were for women :( so glad they’re coming out with a new drink with the exact same flavours but in petite girly cans!! #fyp #foryouu #monsterenergy #flrt

birdy !! :

THANK GOD!!!!! MY POOR LITTLE LADY BRAIN HAS SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE TERRIFIED OF THE SCARY MONSTER CANS!! IVE BEEN MAKING MY HUSBAND BUY THEM AND POUR THEM IN A PINK CUP FOR ME SO I DONT CRY!!! AND THANK GOD THESE ARE SMALLER FOR MY DAINTY DELICATE GIRLY HANDS!

Tone Rion || 🌎🍝 :

I know this is satire but im genuinely so confused

tkemmerling :

my tiny, petite, womanly hands thank u for making me aware that there's now drinks for us women and they're made smaller too! 😀

ʚSalma_Boba🇵🇸🇿🇦 ྀི๑ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ๑ɞ :

I know it made such a loud noise when you dropped the cans💔💔

Nyx :

Unfortunately there was no glittery pink captions so I didn’t understand their new product

S🐈‍⬛ :

The guava slaaaaps tho. Once I tried that one, it became my hyper-fixation flavor lol

saphirestarz.. :

i knew there was something off about monster!! the colors--too bright, the text-- simply too bold, the cans-- far too large for my tiny little woman hands! now i understand, thank god they figured it out!!

Hannah :

No literally like I've been drinking monster for years the original and mad dog (rest it's beautiful soul) were my favourites, I can't believe I'll never be allowed to drink a monster again smh 💔😔 /j

Celeste :

Bruh anyone can drink them omfg 😭

𓇢𓆸𝚜𝚘𝚏𓍯𓂃 :

I thought it was bc of the testosterone and stopped drinking bc as a girl that edges the sides of masculinity I don't wanna be masculine I wanna be feminine 💔

Serenity🤍 :

This isn't what it's about 😭💔

️🎄🎄🎄 :

still can’t beleive monster somehow believes that they marketed a energy drink flavour names “ULTRA STRAWBERRY DREAMS <3” to manly guys💔

its-jst-me-srry :

I'm in love with both Ahhhh imma have a collection of both🤣

kita :

it’s probably not gonna last too

WhatLaughingDinosaur? :

What if the flrt was made for manly men who lift weights and monster was really made for girls anywho dino out

isaiah :

i fully understand the sarcasm and comedy. but as far as i know monster is for everyone and flrt is just marketed more for woman. and some people genuinely don’t understand that

.c.7.c.7 :

its js marketing

KIRIBAKU 4 life :

can I remind you this is a drink

🖤🥀 𝓡𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷 🥀🖤 :

made for men or not im still gonna drink them

li 🐛 :

🎄abbs🎄 :

@🎄wyatt🎄

jesuu :

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FXNLEYY - 🐇★ :

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🌹Mrs Rose🌹 :

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