@jesusunfollower: This just in. #exchristian #atheist #exvangelical

ihatetiktok :

My mom hasn't returned from her vacation. I guess she doesn't exist.

✨ :

Always tomorrow

Rob Huizinga :

I'm pretty sure it's going to be Thursday.

Bih :

We will not know when he returns. He will return when needed

Joseph Gudgeon :

Had some missionaries come knocking at my door asking if I found Jesus. I said: “ Found him ? I didn’t know he was missing !” So pulled out my smart phone and pretended to look him up. I then said: “Ummm guys, This Jesus person has been missing for over two thousand years now, if you haven’t found him by now, I don’t think you’re going to.” “I think it’s time to give up and call off the search.”

whippoorbear :

any day now 😂

💙Tanner🎭Koenig💙 :

Shocker

lotus dread :

Trevor Philips 🧡 :

de@dLivingZombie :

🤣🤣

daveinrowlett :

He's been coming for over 2,000 years, they say. Longest orgasm ever.

Ediphus :

Why does dead Jesus look like the immortal knight from Indian Jones and the Holy Grail?

Mark :

Bros been about to come for over 2k years. Edging champ of the universe.

Echosoul210 :

If Jesus is real then why is he still hiding

xMDawgx :

Thats because Babylon the Great hasnt fallen yet and "Peace and Security" hasn't been declared yet and the great tribulation hasnt started yet. All thise things have to happen before that. Not that you care.