John Green
Region: US
Monday 05 December 2022 02:44:11 GMT
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2liam2mode :
George Washington would probably be like: what?
2022-12-05 02:51:57
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Janie (They/Them) 🏳️🌈 :
nice moves
2022-12-05 02:54:38
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B :
Not me KNOWING THE DANCE. It’s shut down by Blackpink btw.
2022-12-05 03:07:54
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˗ˏˋ Em ˊˎ˗ :
The Blackpink choreo really brings this home
2022-12-05 15:41:58
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Bekah :
The dance seems to work with this. It makes me think of the teacher that’s trying to be cool and relatable but also share some good thoughts.
2022-12-05 02:58:58
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Rainbow Slime Mom (SAHM) :
This is one of the best videos ever made.
2022-12-05 03:51:03
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Oy :
“You have THE SAME constitution?!” —George Washington
2022-12-05 04:26:51
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HISTORY :
George Washington: 👁️👄👁️
2022-12-05 20:43:04
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JessA :
John, I'm sad you took the soccer videos down- I was going to show them to my husband
2022-12-05 02:56:36
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princephilipreincarnate :
This is the tiktok George wanted for America
2022-12-05 02:50:41
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H 🇨🇦💛🇵🇸 :
“I know it looks like me, but that’s not me” 😂
2022-12-05 02:50:33
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Itz :
the blackpinkification of John Green…
2022-12-05 03:30:51
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Kat 🇮🇪 🏳️🌈 :
Love the poetic interpretative dancing whilst explaining 💀
2022-12-05 02:51:56
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Dom :
I refuse to believe this isn't you dancing
2022-12-05 02:57:33
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Jandra Sutton :
George: 😳
2022-12-05 03:49:07
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T❤️🔥M :
George- “YOU KEPT THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM?!?! I TOLD YOU NOT TO!!”
2022-12-06 06:47:44
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Lil McZill :
I try to explain modern technology to Shakespeare or whoever but it always gets derailed when they are scandalized by my yoga pants
2022-12-05 05:20:44
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Brooke Fitzwater, PhD :
"Things that would put George Washington into a coma"
2022-12-05 03:07:58
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Belle Ives 🦢 :
My cat died this week. I have been wallowing in a depressive hole. This single handedly pulled me out for a moment. Ty, John.
2022-12-05 03:30:50
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Austin Hehir :
George would be like "ahh yes, so the lady dancing is like the wig I wear, a filter to make me more sophisticated"
2022-12-05 03:01:46
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Meghan Davis :
First name basis with Mr. Washington, I see
2022-12-05 03:18:01
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SKY :
Are you shitting me I thought I was the only person who imagined explaining modern shit to George Washington wtf
2022-12-05 03:15:20
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bre10217 :
Okay so when Hank invents a Time Machine we know where we’re sending John
2022-12-05 02:51:14
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miss anthropy :
“it’s good enough for John Green” is #1 reason I’ve stayed in Indy
2022-12-05 05:13:52
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Caroline Webb :
John, after this you should try your hand at things that would send a Victorian era child into a coma trend😂
2022-12-05 03:19:24
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muserTMPRpfdgEe :
*smidge*
2022-12-05 02:56:15
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miranda :
I think the dance helps with explaining this
2022-12-05 03:15:24
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screaming_possum_sounds :
My papaw is named George Washington and I don’t think he’d understand this either
2022-12-05 05:11:47
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selfawareworkinprogress :
"Technological innovations"....I mean kinda but are they though?
2022-12-05 02:55:40
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Mac Payton :
I think the most notable thing for him would be that he can't own other people anymore.
2022-12-07 13:44:11
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GretchieFoxx :
This is so much funnier the second time. The moves almost match what you’re saying like an interpretive dance. 😂
2022-12-05 05:15:27
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Teaching the littles 🇨🇦 :
I’ve never been so attracted to knowledge
2022-12-05 02:49:52
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sIutforsparklingwater :
john plz don’t delete this one
2022-12-05 03:34:11
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StephLit :
I need more updates on how twitter’s doing because I refuse to open the app myself
2022-12-05 02:55:31
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Kona 🇨🇦 :
you're looking good these days, john. Absolutely glowing.
2022-12-05 02:57:54
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Abby :
I want to carry this with me to look at it later.
2022-12-05 05:52:14
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turtles_on_motorbikes :
“Magic wands that are a smidge evil” - petition for this to be their new name!
2022-12-05 10:43:22
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Lar :
I want to make Shakespeare drink a diet coke and see what he thinks
2022-12-05 05:32:58
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🌻REBECCA-LAUREL🌻 :
We live in the “future” and we don’t even realize it!!
2022-12-07 22:13:58
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Dog enthusiast :
Do you have a dog
2022-12-05 02:58:49
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Shannon :
I CANT I’m obsessed with this
2022-12-05 03:30:48
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Abdullah 🌌 :
John in his virtual dancing era
2022-12-05 04:42:19
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Jackie Lee :
@John Green my English teacher called my short story “John green esque” and that’s gotta be the greatest compliment I’ve ever received
2022-12-07 03:39:36
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Jackie :
loving the new hair john
2022-12-05 03:02:56
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mfar :
nawt the mf shut down choreo 😭
2022-12-05 03:31:19
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Lora Dailey :
“Also a smidge evil”
2022-12-05 06:38:58
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Madison Collins :
you know how, George, when you look at something you see it? we still haven't come up with that way to unsee it.
2022-12-08 22:22:55
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Katie :
"So we didn't follow your advice about political parties but on the bright side we can make you look like a dancing metal lady so it's a win I guess?"
2022-12-05 02:51:22
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Bean :
Is this one of the ones that’s going to disappear
2022-12-05 04:40:10
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donkledorf :
why did the movements match the words??
2022-12-06 22:06:55
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