Dustin Poynter
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Allison :
Southern grandma sayins are THE best! These make me laugh so much!
2023-11-28 03:03:19
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Dee :
mine once said, "That's slicker than snot on a glass door knob"
2023-11-28 03:22:52
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redfoxroberts :
“He’s got a face for radio”
2023-11-28 18:06:46
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Natty B🐝🍯🧸 :
My dad always says “I’m as nervous as a tom cat in a room full of rocking chairs”
2023-11-28 03:39:05
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MissyMoFo :
My Southern mom used to say, "talking to you is like trying to push a chain".
2023-11-28 03:57:03
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ItzzBabzz :
I vividly remember my grampa saying "shittin like a goose through a screen door" during a tale about a local taco bell
2023-11-28 03:01:40
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Emma 💋 :
The way you never stop waving the flag at any point.
2023-11-28 02:57:20
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Cindy Cope :
my dad: more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
2023-11-28 03:06:59
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Dottie Minerva :
“You’re jumping’ around like a fart on a skillet “. - A momism from my late mother.
2023-11-28 03:23:43
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LittleKittyLady :
we need the sayings on a shirt haha
2023-11-28 03:05:04
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Fanni Ercse :
all European grandmothers are like that, a codex of wisdom. 😂 mine usually says: "God's zoo is huge, and the fence aren't high enough."
2023-12-01 06:55:07
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Josie :
My grandmas main one is “what does that have to do with the price of eggs?” Idk grandma WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
2023-12-01 01:51:49
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Welcome2texaa :
My dad always said busier than a man wearing trifocals at a peep show. Hahhahahah
2023-12-13 00:51:39
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idahogirl45 :
Love it
2023-12-12 08:32:58
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maris🥀 :
Sir this is a GREEN flag video!!🥰🥰
2023-11-28 03:29:42
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annie m :
see, you can’t find them. they’re made up on the spot.
2024-12-19 00:42:10
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•𝕄𝔾𝕄• :
I’m more nervous than a rat in a sewer drain in a rainstorm! 😆
2024-08-22 02:47:56
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MawmawNana :
My mom says “lost as fart in a whirl wind”
2023-11-28 03:37:45
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ashhhxxo :
"sweatin like a whore in church"
2023-11-28 03:14:14
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A.PerezDesignStudios :
When my Grandma was mad at my Grandpa, we would ask him what was wrong, he would say "Oh, nothing. Your Grandma is just shittin a squealin worm"
2023-11-28 05:43:10
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kitten_carmical :
I heard "he's sharp as a spoon, ain't he" and "sweating like a sinner in church" a lot growing up
2023-12-11 22:51:49
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Lil Bit😘 :
I always say my flabbers are gasted and get looked at weird. 🤣
2023-12-03 09:50:15
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MorganElisearia :
“Slower than 2 snails screwing in a bowl of molasses on a cold winter day.” Courtesy of my husband 😂
2023-11-29 01:40:21
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Duck :
“You’re makin my butt work button holes” Workin button holes means sewing the little stitches around button holes BY HAND. It means you’re scaring her
2023-11-28 03:29:17
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anghugs :
Your grandma sound like an absolute treasure!! More grandma content!!!
2023-11-28 02:57:37
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That One Server :
My 13y/o sense of humor could handle “ confused as a fart in a fan factory” 😂😂 I snaughled
2023-12-04 13:33:44
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fritzcokid :
my dad's two fav sayings: call me anything but late for supper. shaking more than a dog shitting razor blades. 😂
2023-11-29 02:24:10
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Ally♾️ :
My Appalachian mamaw always said “well horse feathers and chicken hair!” (Loosely translates to “well, sh¡t”) 🤣
2023-12-10 16:11:24
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Dinah :
Love this! 💗 My grandma's famous one was "Lord willing and the creek don't rise"
2023-11-29 15:20:07
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Lisa :
My Canadian/English GMA would always say “you’re a dear & a duck”. Always took it as a kind insult but I guess it’s a two nice things.
2023-11-28 03:42:10
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superboringdystopia :
“Busier than a one-armed (wall)paper hanger” is a personal favorite
2023-12-01 08:31:26
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✨Claire✨ :
My personal favorite is I’m more nervous than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs 😂
2023-11-28 03:42:57
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Pippa🐠PiscesDreamer :
Grandpa used to say " he's as useful as a chocolate teapot " & " as useful as hip pockets on a singlet"🤣
2023-11-28 10:28:39
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hurricaneabbyart :
My Appalachian grandma when she saw a spot of blue sky in what was just a cloudy day…” that there is enough blue to make a cat a pair of britches”. 😆
2023-12-03 17:28:44
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Ashley Medrano :
This is such a green flag🥹
2023-11-30 03:07:01
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space cadet :
reminds me of "i'm sweating like a sinner in church"
2023-12-28 04:02:50
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Whowhomoon :
😂😂😂😂🥰
2023-11-28 19:25:07
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lakay :
my dad used to say the boarhog one
2023-11-28 21:47:38
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SIMPlyEre~ :
hell, I'm from WV and these are so normal around here! I say so many of these almost daily! 😂
2023-11-29 00:43:38
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IAmKaneka :
😂🤣
2023-11-28 23:16:01
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Mary Cherry🍒🇨🇦⚜️ :
im as confused as a fart in a fan factory killed me 🤣
2023-11-28 02:59:53
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kellytalksdna :
MY EX HUSBAND USED TO SAY MOST OF THESE!!!! 😂😂😂
2023-11-28 03:41:23
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LC :
I have NEVER been this early to a video.
2023-11-28 02:52:25
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Colby 🧀 :
“If you put their brain in a bird it’d fly backward.” “They could throw themselves on the ground and still miss.”
2023-11-28 03:12:25
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Sami_Sosa16 :
A couple of mine are: "slicker than snail snot" and "shadier than an umbrella tree" 🤦♀️Don't even know but I've been saying them since I was tiny
2023-12-04 08:01:51
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Jess :
“I’m more nervous than a fly in a spiderweb”
2023-11-28 19:04:31
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captaindogooder :
I love your grandma!
2023-11-28 03:01:14
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kat.harper1028 :
My very southern MIL instead of saying "hell no" always says "That dog ain't hunting!!" 🤣
2023-12-10 18:12:10
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Bethany Davis :
Useless as tits on a boat hog is one of my faves! Busier than a one legged man in an *ss kicking contest is another!
2023-12-09 01:40:23
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KV3LEEN :
😂😂😂
2023-11-30 04:23:20
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KerioDerio :
My grandma used to say, “He’a not worth the dust to blow him to Hell.” I’ve never heard anyone else say that one.
2023-11-28 04:18:22
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Amanda Huish :
Whenever I call my husband at work and he’s busy, he says “I’m busier than a cat covering turds on a hot tin roof”
2023-12-07 04:31:55
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Tarrasa Savoie Taylo :
My grandmother says things like “I’m so hungry I see cornbread walking around on crutches.”
2023-12-06 20:57:42
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