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SwordOfKaz :
As someone breaking into Project Management I’m feeling personally attacked. 😅
2023-11-29 20:41:52
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bsully101 :
“There must be an Azure training for this” …..ow
2023-11-29 20:15:08
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It’sagoodday :
And they wonder why we think Product manager should get paid less😂
2023-11-29 20:17:57
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Marcos Vitale :
'if we add more Devs, you can do it in less time right?' 😂😂😂
2023-11-30 13:31:53
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omrozha :
That would be around 100k story points actually. In 50 years the tech would be around.
2023-11-29 21:06:55
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Frmmke :
I've never felt so seen.
2023-11-29 20:13:42
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TheKlopka :
4k? i would have said 400k. if they want to pay for me to get an undergrad and PhD in physics along with giving me 20 years to complete it go ahead
2023-11-29 20:18:06
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Torsik :
There actually is an azure for this lol
2023-12-01 02:59:46
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Eric's A Nerd :
OK so I googled it and... there actually is Quantum computing training on Azure? And a whole set of Quantum cloud assets you can deploy? 😳
2023-12-01 03:48:35
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not_nate_b :
tell them to buy IBM and then ask again lol
2023-11-29 21:00:23
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GreenRose :
Fibonacci?
2023-11-29 20:16:12
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CyberHillBilly :
Ironically we’re now seeing startups building quantum computers so hey, maybe it’s time for a merger/acquisition 😂
2023-11-29 21:39:11
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rm -rf . :
I always tell my PM technically nothing is impossible but do you want to spend the money and how fast do you need it? Quantum compute?
2023-11-30 14:15:03
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awesomeMarcela :
As impossible as it seems, it is possible now :)))))) with Azure Quantum
2023-11-29 20:49:33
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Sarah Peretz :
Sent this to my lead eng, and seconds later got a test flight notification about app update. Opened our app and the splash said “Fuck you”
2023-12-01 14:50:30
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Leo :
The key is to make them pay you to “research the project” long enough until you can put it down as experience on your resume
2023-11-30 15:25:58
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livlanes :
I work in quantum computing and we still feel similarly
2023-11-30 13:01:30
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Keloran :
What can the business do, give me 2billlion dollars and 10 years without disturbances (no meetings at all)
2023-11-29 20:31:05
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rabbitool :
u think it’s a joke. but it’s not
2023-11-30 08:24:38
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Ali Alhashimi :
@OldCoderGuy we need something like this
2023-11-30 00:36:13
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Mario😎🧧🤎 :
As a dev, 100 sprints means I can do nothing during almost 4 years and still be “productive”, saying “I’m researching about it”, I’ll take it
2023-11-30 08:33:20
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Nathan - Some Gym Enjoyer :
Must be an Azure training got me dead 😂
2023-11-29 20:41:40
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Dylan-Irish :
This is the funniest and saddest thing I’ve ever seen
2023-11-29 21:17:36
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Wurstwasser :
The on point misinterpretation of story points as a different name for man hours. 👌 @agilitymaster
2023-12-02 10:57:23
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General Obvious :
The PM can submit their own damn code for it
2023-11-29 20:42:49
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Jay Dubs :
Wtf is a story point
2023-11-29 21:14:14
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Max :
Azure Quantum services even has its own Learning Pathway™️
2023-11-30 04:25:01
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Ooga booga :
The way there prob is an azure training for this
2023-12-01 19:26:07
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Grego Avaux :
We'll need an epic
2023-11-30 11:57:39
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gregorytripp :
This is why a good pm spends some time working in a tech role first. -Technical PM
2023-12-01 14:11:35
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Megatron🇵🇹🇮🇪 :
Me as a sysadmin/Arch.. nope. Make it that 16.000 story points. and Elon's wallet.
2023-11-30 08:29:47
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bagaballs :
HAHAHA
2023-11-29 21:48:57
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tech.pookie | Career & College :
Stop it im a product manager intern 🙏
2023-11-29 20:52:56
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Slurpy :
As a PM for 20+ yrs I’ve seen this and it kills me. Real PMs are rare and help deliver great offerings with engineers, services, marketing, etc.
2023-11-30 04:46:42
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Lexohantas :
Why are you extra attractive when you talk corporate to me?
2023-11-30 04:30:28
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Bobby Rob :
The power of no
2023-11-30 11:53:32
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BillionDamage :
This is gold 😂
2023-11-30 04:29:52
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swaglordmcbaggingstheawesome :
i love the "oh you were kidding"
2023-11-30 12:21:20
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Max :
Azure Quantum™️is really “noisy intermediate-scale quantum” if you read the fine print. Investors don’t care though; threaten your devs with Q#
2023-11-30 04:26:18
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veerscanlan :
Lmao
2023-11-30 03:31:44
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Evdaan :
The one that wanted an own IA developed in 2 weeks hosted in a HostGator service.
2023-11-30 13:54:14
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walkerpeter87902 :
Repost?🤔
2023-11-30 03:24:01
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spam :
So real
2023-11-30 14:33:50
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Chris Davis :
This is project management, not product management
2023-11-30 15:01:03
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Justin :
what the fuck is that swing
2023-11-30 03:22:20
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Paul Brown :
thanks now I'm in a bad mood lmao
2023-11-30 16:02:53
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edunvalvoja :
shy repost again
2023-11-30 20:38:38
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Rodney :
Absolutely love these
2023-11-29 22:10:12
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