@brutamerica: Hosting Saturday Night Live December 9, Adam Driver made it clear that he is over your Star Wars woes. “I would like people to stop coming up to me on the street saying, ‘You killed Han Solo!’ I didn’t kill him. Wokeness killed Han Solo,” he said. The joke is in reference to his role as Kylo Ren in the the “Star Wars” films “The Force Awakens,” “The Last Jedi,” and “The Rise of Skywalker.” In “The Force Awakens,” Kylo Ren kills Hans Solo. Driver kept up the jokes as he began a Christmas list to Santa. “Hey, Santa. It’s me, Adam Driver, from the nice list. And also ‘Girls.’ I turned 40 this year, Santa, so I would like five pairs of chinos. I also want one of those giant metal Tesla trucks. I think it would pair perfectly with my teeny tiny micropenis.” “Oh, you know those TikToks, like those couples that do pranks on each other? Can you kill those people?” “What I want for Christmas is a gingerbread house. Do you think a gingerbread man gets scared when he realizes the house is made of his own skin? That’s a cute one. You can tell your kids that one.” Credit: Sama Kai/Dave Benet/Getty Images

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