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branonconor
Branon :
Gitlens humbling me real fast by showing my name and the date next to the line I just finished roasting in my head 😭
2024-01-26 22:30:39
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bloop766
bloop766 :
Git blame be the biggest op
2024-01-27 00:12:43
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chargerhut
sopa de peixe :
It's an humbling moment
2024-01-28 23:18:46
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userof6026462
Willy :
Me brute forcing my way through a CAD model and making something that is borderline impossible to change without totally breaking
2024-01-26 22:26:20
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ymirkov
Yy :
Whats wrong with outdated libraries
2024-02-21 20:20:35
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skitail
Skitail :
To be fair, if you are happy with code you wrote 1-2 years ago, it's even more scary 😅
2024-01-28 22:06:23
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keith.kirk
Keith Kirk :
Never be sad looking at old code and feeling it's bad. It just means you've learned better. Be worried when old code starts to look perfect.
2024-01-28 17:40:47
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riancovanderlinde
Rianco :
😂😂😂😂
2024-04-24 19:58:52
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praveshmaharaj01
praveshmaharaj01 :
😂😂😂
2024-04-17 17:33:18
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1shandu
Mr Robot :
😂
2024-01-29 20:38:33
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deveyes
Deveyes :
Yeah, you of the past will always be a noobsauce from the pov of you of the present
2024-04-22 03:05:29
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faangsecengineer
appleuser962373321 :
Who needs unit tests when you code with Jesus by your side
2024-01-26 22:12:26
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coolranchluke
Cool Ranch Luke :
Git blame. So humbling.
2024-01-27 09:33:44
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vbeau19
vbeau19 :
Whoever wrote the code before you is ALWAYS an idiot. Which means the person writing the code now is tomorrow’s idiot.
2024-01-26 22:19:05
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ordinary_ellen
ordinary_ellen :
My husband worked for a now defunct retailer. They ran jobs that had been coded in the 70s. Nobody even knew what they did but the original programmers wr prob dead. Bad code=immortality
2024-01-26 22:15:59
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clarlam
clarlam :
Just blame the peer review process 😌
2024-01-26 23:20:58
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mereprofessor
mereprofessor :
The number of engineers that have asked for sudo rights in PROD 🙄
2024-01-27 00:42:02
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maxxxedoutmax
Max :
Can get it to show who wrote each line in VS Code, I turn it on sometimes. A stronger git blame.
2024-01-27 02:48:07
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shimmery420
shimmery420 :
git blame: me.. 🙂🙂🙃
2024-01-27 08:44:07
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dkravec
Daniel Kravec :
Me looking at my old code:
2024-01-27 02:19:37
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pillbuginthewater
pillbuginthewater :
git blame yourself
2024-01-26 23:49:04
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hollowiffy
Iffy :
I didn't make techdebt for a while and now I'm on focus for my "slow" work. now everything that isn't the sprint is going straight into techdebt :)
2024-02-11 14:22:59
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fullmoonyeah
AJ P :
unit test is so boring and time consuming for fast phase development. I dont know why some company want unit test when they are fast phased
2024-01-27 03:38:56
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bioinfomortician
Nat :
check the commits
2024-01-26 23:13:32
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bleestein
bleestein :
Christ… I felt this all the way to my bone marrow!
2024-01-26 22:13:22
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official_jgaines
Jerry :
Listen under pressure and low bandwidth we all have those we don’t remember writing 😂
2024-01-27 18:07:33
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nikrav97
Nikki :
Do it all in main. Do it.
2024-01-29 17:20:50
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patrick_2342_
patrick2342 :
git is such a snitch. 😬
2024-01-27 09:51:23
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theoistic
Theo :
well the one file sidenote.. does not make it bad..
2024-01-27 12:03:54
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livemorallyworld
Miles :
too real
2024-01-27 14:49:10
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jobsprint
Job Sprint :
Ditto with PRDs
2024-01-27 16:20:12
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hindutiktok
user6099353460871 :
git blame tells no lies
2024-01-27 05:16:39
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nodegree
NoDegree.com | Career Strategy :
Too accurate 😂😂😅😅😅
2024-01-28 08:12:33
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thekillerbee.s550
Slow 5.0 :
The software engineers I work with are the absolute worst. They apparently never mess up. Then they upload software and all our systems are crashing randomly.
2024-01-27 03:27:04
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correosmasivos
tiktokcomment :
😂😂😂
2024-01-28 20:13:22
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gravityisotope.com
Marius au Gravitas :
"changes" 😱
2024-01-26 23:53:22
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hammerplanet
hammerplanet :
and it was for an internal tool 💀
2024-01-28 23:31:13
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theeljosh
Theeljosh :
Past you is always the dumb one and present you is the genius until they become past you.
2024-01-29 00:54:53
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rafaelgrillimusic
Rafael Grilli :
I hear ya bro lol
2024-01-29 07:37:31
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elorexmajere
Elorex47 :
Think about it as how much you have improved. Then try not to do it again.
2024-01-29 15:57:22
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jmhoskinson
JM Hoskinson :
lol is this sponsored by gitlens?
2024-01-27 06:06:39
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adamjoh4
Adam :
Nah, I always say the me from a year ago is awful at his job. Screw that guy
2024-01-29 17:32:53
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chaonimajibaimeiyoumao
Watermelon :
What’s wrong with ONE FILE
2024-01-30 03:40:09
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funkyjbk224
skipnicknickskip :
Bro just get it done lol. Just commit and ship baby if it works it’s ships
2024-01-31 18:12:23
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simonhylander
Simon Hylander :
past me was on a tight deadline ok 😩
2024-01-31 20:19:55
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happytochatwithyou
HappyToChatWithYou :
gitspy is fantastic for this
2024-02-17 08:42:48
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apathyled
ApathyLED :
That feeling iwhen you git blame and it's your name...
2024-02-24 02:31:30
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killingtime54321
killingtime54321 :
Past me was a bad programmer. I talk shit about past me all the time.
2024-02-25 18:10:40
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hi_mike23
Left Mike :
The angry git blame followed by a moment of self reflection 😄
2024-03-10 07:12:54
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dmcq70
McQueen 🇨🇦 :
always write your code for future you. I even leave comments that start with Dear Future ... you wrote it this why because of ...
2024-03-12 02:27:37
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