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Metam :
My dgt told everyone I’m a nurse but they shouldn’t let me give them medicine bc all of my pts die. I’m a hospice nurse 😬
2024-03-13 00:19:16
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Rosa🇨🇦 :
the joy of parenting...😩😩🤣🤣🤣
2024-04-30 11:26:03
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Jamie Sickles Kandor :
My dad was a CRNA. when I was a kid I told my class that he passes gas
2024-05-09 02:36:17
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SaiNoelle :
Kids are the best things on earth. 🤣😂
2024-03-14 15:39:49
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lindsay :
My kids tell people I’m the principle at work. I work in HR.
2024-03-14 15:59:07
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Jenna :
Thank you for this sir 🙏🏼
2024-05-02 04:31:48
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Nicole :
@TinyDancer
2024-04-30 11:36:55
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norasmith553 :
😄😄🥰
2024-04-30 13:23:26
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Heather :
@Heather Savagemomlife
2024-04-30 12:30:46
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KlutzyCat 🇨🇦 :
@Heather Savagemomlife
2024-04-30 06:22:16
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sonfrax3 :
@AlClover
2024-04-30 06:12:41
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wwallet215 :
My husband does the same thing. My kids say “He does butts and guts but not coconuts!”
2024-04-21 22:24:26
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G :
As a second grade teacher, I applaud you for coming forward and debunking these accusatory statements! 😅
2024-03-12 21:05:00
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OGNurseRatched :
Kid said his dad drives around all day looking for trouble. He’s a cop 👮🏻 🚓 😅🤦🏼♀️
2024-04-06 17:11:40
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Cec257 :
A student told me during and observation , her mom was having her breast implants removed so she could have another baby. I said the token answer , thanks for sharing…
2024-05-05 02:10:37
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Chelsea :
I have NEVER seen any of my doctors take a BP…
2024-05-03 01:57:08
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Lizard brain bacon 🥓🦎🧠🇨🇦 :
My son told his kindergarten teacher that I work with “Boobs” and at the “Boobie store”. I do bra fittings and sell lingerie 😂
2024-05-02 23:54:35
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Icarus Lives :
I told my teachers my dad was in the ground. He is not dead but instead does specific construction involving digging holes
2024-04-30 18:28:14
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KimmyMckenzieCT :
🤪🤪🤪
2024-04-30 15:57:57
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Eillesa :
Dad threw hands 😂
2024-04-30 15:42:43
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Jason :
All fact no context.
2024-04-30 14:53:37
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Jes :
😅😅😅😅
2024-04-30 14:14:36
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BirdBrainss :
idk your daughter sounds pretty sure. I think I'm trusting her
2024-04-30 06:11:35
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Erin :
My daughter told everyone I was in jail. I work at a jail. I don't live there.
2024-04-30 04:09:33
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Susan 🇨🇦 :
My kid told her teacher I get people drunk all day…I owned a bar at the time 😏
2024-04-30 02:56:33
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Bubblegum_and_Bandaids :
My kid told his friend that I push people out of trees. I had to explain to the other parent that I’m a zipline guide, not a menace.
2024-03-10 20:59:05
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LucyT8tum :
My kid-my dad goes away for a few days and eats with his other family. My husband is a firefighter.
2024-03-12 18:07:50
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Laura :
My son told his class I was in prison… I was a correctional officer😂😂😂😂
2024-03-13 13:30:41
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Owens :
As a 2nd grade teacher, we live for moments like this!😂
2024-03-13 02:02:21
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Kelly Ann Hankins :
my kid said "she makes kids cry" I'm a therapist 😂😂😂
2024-03-12 22:54:18
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meandering_manda :
My kiddo told ppl that I lie to old people for a living. I was working as a LTC nurse with dementia residents 🤦🏻♀️
2024-03-11 04:03:30
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Bethany N :
Told my preschool teacher my dad had human bones hiding under his bed. He was in med school and they were skeletal models.
2024-03-13 03:23:59
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ayv :
I used to tell my teachers my dad slept all day while my mom was at work. He was in anesthesia school doing a night rotation.
2024-03-12 23:09:33
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notyouraverageboymom :
My kid didn’t even tell people what he did just said “my dads at the hospital!” His teachers were like 😳 um is everything okay? Yes…yes it is….he works at the hospital.
2024-03-12 20:21:32
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Claireao🦖 :
My kid told someone her dad picks up dead people. He is a funeral director.
2024-03-11 02:52:47
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TcMadLib :
My kid on his dad “Cut people up”. Pathologist. Not serial killer, afaik.
2024-03-12 19:56:30
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Katie8088 :
My kid went to a private Christian daycare told them her father and I weren't married and she was having a sister, but I wasn't the mommy. We've been married 11 years and my best friend was pregnant
2024-03-12 21:28:57
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Courtney Bishop, LPC :
I worked in a residential substance use facility and my daughter told her friends that “my mom goes to rehab all the time” … because I work there.
2024-03-12 20:38:18
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Ashley O'Connell :
my son told everyone at the after-school program "my mom makes babies at night" my husband quickly let them know that his mother is a straight night labor and delivery RN and not a segg wkr. 😂
2024-03-13 12:51:56
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Caitlyn Glidden :
I used to tell people my dad put people to sleep. He was an anesthesiologist
2024-03-13 03:15:39
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Taylor :
My daughter thinks it’s funny to tell people I’m a homewrecker. I work at a law office, we do a lot of divorces.
2024-03-13 14:20:22
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_catswithbenefits :
I work a very regular office job but my son is convinced I’m a spy???
2024-03-13 11:41:37
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Cec257 :
I’m a teacher,30 years, we’ve heard a lot! It always makes me laugh!
2024-03-11 02:24:14
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JeniferPhD :
“So take that” Perfect Communication for 2nd grade. 😂
2024-03-13 12:37:42
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Kristen :
My kid told everyone her dad sold coke … at Coca Cola
2024-03-12 20:02:45
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Christina :
Are we not gonna talk about the doc actually taking blood pressure 😂😂 I have never had a doc take mine 😂
2024-03-12 18:32:06
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gdawg3027 :
My youngest told everyone “My dad is a bus driver in the sky”. He is a pilot.
2024-03-13 19:06:12
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Bonnie Michelle :
I told my kindergarten teacher that my dad was a biker and my mom sold drugs. My dad was a biker but my mom worked at a pharmaceutical warehouse. 😳😂
2024-03-13 13:11:53
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Suzanne Hall :
My brother told his kindergarten teacher that his mom was a nun. 😂 We weren’t even Catholic.
2024-03-13 02:39:17
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Kelli :
My uncle is a radiologist and my cousin told his class many years ago that his dad makes coffee 😜
2024-03-12 21:13:28
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vanderthrift :
My son told his teacher that his dad played for the Detroit lions. That is false. He is a Pastor 🤦♀️
2024-03-14 00:25:53
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Aussi :
My daughter thinks I'm an architect. I work in the accounting department 🤨
2024-03-12 23:50:08
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Patricia :
My husband was a stripper. He stripped furniture
2024-03-13 03:24:02
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erin :
I told people that my mom worked on “cruise ships.” She was an orthopedic surgeon specializing in cruciate ligaments😭
2024-03-13 11:47:35
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Jackee :
My kid told his teacher that I trap babies in a room and don’t give them up. I’m an infant teacher at a daycare!
2024-03-12 18:10:12
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Rach-TF07 :
My oldest told everyone I shoot people … I’m a photographer 😅🤪
2024-03-12 18:03:00
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meme :
While my kid was in elementary I was a dentist!!!!! I was literally just a dental assistant…
2024-03-12 19:55:19
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Maddie Johnson :
I told my teacher my dad was a drug dealer - he was a sales rep for a pharmaceutical company
2024-03-12 20:52:48
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Mandy :
Sorry bud. This is all they’ll ever remember about you.
2024-03-11 02:01:31
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Jamielee1414 :
My son told people his dad plays on poles and wears tall boots… he’s a lineman 🤣
2024-03-13 11:12:23
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Christina :
My kid said my husband “plays at the gym” for work. He goes to the gym on his lunch breaks 🤣
2024-03-13 02:41:33
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Savannah :
I told my teachers in preschool and kindergarten that my dad swam and worked in the shark tank. My dad worked for the local school district where we were from 😭😂
2024-03-13 04:51:18
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Tree 🛼 🆘️🇺🇲 :
I now need a teacher telling us all the jobs their students have explained badly
2024-03-13 14:13:28
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Gobeckgirl :
Our youngest told her class that my husband worked at Home Depot. We were doing a renovation and were there a lot 🤣. My husband is a doctor 😂
2024-04-29 23:58:07
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Hannah :
My dad is an OBGYN, when I was little I told he that all he did all day was look at 👀….i still get made fun of for it
2024-03-12 22:28:40
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Erin Wood :
hubs used to work at a medical waste destruction facility my then 5 yr old told people daddy burns dead bodies
2024-03-12 20:29:28
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Lord Squat :
A likely excuse, but nobody is fooled. 🤥🤥
2024-03-12 18:36:10
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Emily Chasse :
I told my class my dad makes copies using the copying machine. He’s a lawyer
2024-03-13 12:31:48
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Laindra Schuler-Bardel :
My kids (clients) say I play with toys all day… I’m a behavior analyst.
2024-03-13 02:07:26
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Kelly :
As a 2nd grade teacher, this is the norm 😂😂
2024-03-10 21:57:20
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Arielle Marie :
My son told his teacher I work at a hospital with people who are sick in their brain. I worked at a mental health hospital 😅
2024-03-13 07:42:35
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Kelsey Marie :
The comment section did not disappoint 😂
2024-03-13 15:45:52
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Em 🖤 :
lol! I told my class my dad sits at home and watches SpongeBob in his pajamas 😁 he worked from home. My teacher was concerned and brought it up at a conference. My dad had to clarify he had a job. 😂
2024-03-13 20:25:04
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🇨🇦 potato 🇨🇦 :
My kid said “my mom dances and people give her money…she wears little clothes”-I am a ballet teacher 😂
2024-04-30 18:25:04
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