Toni and Ryan
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A.J. :
I was complaining that I was hungry and couldn't wait to for lunch. a guy bedside me asked if I wanted a date. I say "no thanks, I've got a boyfriend" as he turned around with a bag of dates THE FRUIT
2024-03-10 21:41:59
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Robyn Bayes :
Worked in retail when younger and during a credit card app, I asked the customer ‘do you have your birth control with you?’ I meant birth certificate. 🤦🏼♀️
2024-03-13 17:39:03
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Carnitaslechonk :
I also think often about Lala Kent from VPR saying she could spread her legs when she meant wings.
2024-03-11 02:41:44
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nessathewitch :
It was a really hot day when I was in 2nd grade and I asked a bunch of kids in my class if I looked hot. 🫣
2024-03-14 04:00:17
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Sabby :
At work, I was talking to a regular (who at the time I had a small crush on) and while talking about moving (in July), I said “yeah I’m gonna be sweaty.” 🤣🤦🏼♀️just straight silence afterwards
2024-03-11 02:22:44
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Amy :
I usually say "have a nice life" when I'm leaving the office to go home 😅
2024-03-10 21:51:43
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Katie :
Madonna is really feeling this right now 🤣🤣
2024-03-12 00:38:17
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Claire - Fat2Fit 🌟 :
I worked in a bank. Someone came in to register a death and needed an appointment to do so… I replied “that’s lovely let me get the diary” 😂🙈💀
2024-04-17 23:07:22
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TanBecRedi :
I saw a gas tanker with the phrase "Best Coffee On The Interstate" on the back. I looked at my friend and said "That's a shit ton of coffee" 🤦♀️😂 I still receive pictures of that truck lol
2024-04-16 17:53:23
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~Nikki~ 🌧️🌲🍂 :
I once told a PATIENT “love you!” When I was hanging up the phone. 😳🫣😭 Luckily I know him well & we joke about it. But… yeah. 😅
2024-03-12 05:11:15
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Alex :
I said “do you need a hand” (meaning help with using a website) to a guy at work who had one teeny hand 🫣
2024-04-18 14:44:46
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TinaBina :
I worked at a wrap shop. customer asked how big one is and I said "they're big. you will NOT be hungry after one, if you are you might have a worm." why tf did I say that? thank god they laughed.
2024-05-02 13:07:53
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Taryn Biggs :
served an elderly lady who ordered a coffee and muffin my brain broke and I ended up asking what size coffin she wanted. so happy she didn't quite hear me 💀💀
2024-04-21 02:25:21
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user83837274939282 :
I once, while also working at a bank, had a regular customer who was blind and when he came to my window I said "it's so nice to see you" and he said blankly "nice to see you too" ...😭💀
2024-05-05 01:55:27
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Ryleigh :
Once I called my 2nd grade teacher “grandma”. She was 7 months pregnant at the time
2024-04-22 02:14:51
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Cutey patootie booties :
on the phone with my boss and I said bye love you 😂
2024-03-14 02:53:33
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Seira :
was once told "aight, have a nice day!" and I replied with "yeah you're welcome" 😅
2024-04-23 03:49:04
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Kristin Pierce :
I once signed someone’s card that was for their family member passing away, as “happy birthday”
2024-04-18 04:18:17
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greeneyedwitch85 :
I don't get on business calls much and I did one day and at the end of the call said okay love you bye! and I still die a bit inside when I think of it.
2024-04-16 13:05:59
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Angel Brooks :
“Thank you Jesus amen, I mean I love you bye”. I was 10 leaving a message asking a friend to play outside…. I hate leaving messages to this day
2024-04-20 12:04:09
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Anna🍉🐨🐶🪷🦋🇦🇺 :
"Good morning sir!" to a lady!! I didn't look up and was tired. she was not impressed with my apologies
2024-03-20 17:24:22
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JustaBitOff :
I accidentally walked into someone and instead of saying sorry, I said are you sorry? 🤦♀️
2024-04-23 12:38:56
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Jamie Elizabeth Forb :
Back and forth, and I thought it was a good idea to say, “Oh doc, you’re just like jello, there’s always room for you” 🤬🤬🤬I still have nightmares about this,
2024-04-13 21:30:12
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the very definition of cringe :
in middle school my best friend's brother died. I was crying in the hallway and the class clown, not knowing, walked up and jokingly said "geez, who died?"
2024-04-20 02:17:43
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christinegmoore :
I was a new employee & was standing in front of my bakery freezer. My boss’ boss walked up & said “is there anything hanging out and loose in here?” I said “I’m hanging out, but I’m not loose” 😁😬😵
2024-05-03 17:55:26
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