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brendenhussla4 :
a sword moans while being hit
2024-03-11 10:14:12
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kristavo :
blacksmith: *swings hammer* sword: harder blacksmith: *long sigh*
2024-03-11 20:27:06
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Redtinyo802 :
and then you marry the sword..
2024-03-12 16:22:28
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Jennifer Martin :
no no, it says "Mother .... Mother I crave violence." or it says "Harder Daddy!" 😂
2024-03-12 04:23:02
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Ruffer_deCloud :
you maybe can make the weapon as soul forged, like the souls stays in the sword so they say crazy stuff because what else they could do. *swings sword* Sword:"WHEEEEE!!!!!"
2024-03-11 03:08:25
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scott pseudonym :
sword of edging it can only bring opponent down to 1 hp. after that it won't deal damage any more.
2024-03-11 23:48:00
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Jasper :
Trick your players into paying for one. Have the blacksmith offer a discount on unfinished sword “with just a few kinks”
2024-03-11 20:03:19
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TJ Teter :
so I have an idea, I have a store call Fey Mart and they have a discount weapon's department 🤔 this is why they are discounted
2024-03-12 12:33:25
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Victoria Jaramillo :
not me thinking a adamantine shield saying hit me harder dàddy/Mòmmy since it would negate crit attacks.
2024-03-11 13:51:07
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Gingah_witha_Ale🍉🍉🍉 :
every hammer strike is a moan
2024-03-11 07:41:18
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Bentron 1 :
Then there’s the executioner’s axe: “I don’t want to kill anyone! I want to be a plow!”
2024-03-11 09:27:15
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lailynn :
or it screams uppies
2024-03-11 10:53:25
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HackityHack :
I have a bow that makes an arrow say “uwu” to everyone it passes, dealing psychic damage
2024-03-12 01:50:06
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Death2082 :
I can imagine a short sword yelling in your head “give me all the dragon feet mortal!” While we are just chilling in a tavern.
2024-03-11 12:18:53
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Lenxiad Earthshaker :
All +1 weapons but they will give you the most uncomfortable and needy masochistic requests
2024-03-12 00:29:44
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peterglade02 :
Fae made warhammer every time it hits something: *groans* Harder daddy~. 😂
2024-04-27 22:19:04
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Oracle :
a "holy avenger" with a praise kink.
2024-03-11 11:05:41
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Moogles :
the scream of 'mommy' just gets drowned out by gurgling as the exhasperated blacksmith plunges it into the water barrel
2024-03-11 10:47:32
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A J Bishop :
the embarrassing beginnings of sentient weapons 😂
2024-03-11 11:43:36
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block-A :
the dah-di joke from DBZ abridged sword: harder daddy blacksmith: *looks at players* don't get any ideas my name is dah-di *hits sword* sword:oh daddy~ blacksmith: now that was what you thought it was
2024-03-11 11:18:41
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Abbiezar slytherin :
Making a Dagger that embodies Niffty "Blood, pain, yay!"
2024-03-11 22:40:10
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mexican_hillbilly_greg :
this part was added into a book by dakota krout in the series the completionist chronicles. in book 6 named inflame.
2024-03-11 21:17:47
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NotEnderDiego :
bonus points if the blacksith sells them for cheap and the weapons are acually really good. they just cant refuse it at that point and can lead to mid fight "hit harder mussle mommy! i can take it!"
2024-03-11 00:27:24
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King_Null_FlameBorn :
pov: all the swords are either ego swords or mimics and the blacksmith failed to perception check the kinks from the blade so randomly during the
2024-03-12 03:03:49
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Man OfMeat423 :
no don't do that do a sword and it goes "hit harder... YES"
2024-03-11 13:38:35
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BellaWolfe1986 :
Blacksmith hammering a difficult metal into a special order sword. Sword suddenly says 'Harder Daddy, I'm a bad sword, I deserve to be punished...' Blacksmith: 'I'm too sober.'
2024-03-11 12:07:18
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CamHam :
I think screaming daddy, hit me harder is much better
2024-03-11 06:34:11
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DKingwhite :
A sword knows the blood of every creature in existence. *walking to blood stain and pokes with sword* sword: “hmm high iron, could use more Vitamin C. Ah under dark dwarf”
2024-03-11 06:42:05
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Dabari49 :
just have it for all weapons. bow at full draw, "OH God. Not yet. Keep me on the edge!" Lol😂
2024-03-11 03:15:14
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LilyRose :
My world has a homebrew smith that makes sentient weapons out of monsters bones and other pieces that the party brings. Absolutely adding this
2024-03-11 12:44:35
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Mythblade Nexia :
*Blacksmith, grinding a sword because it’s dulled.* Sword: Oh yeah Daddy, edge me real good! *Blacksmith, contemplating snapping the sword over his knee, praying to every god he knows to shut it up.*
2024-03-11 08:31:12
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Knight 🇦🇺 :
Sword and a sheath, having a really intimate relationship. Put me in, put me in. now out, slowly....
2024-03-11 08:00:36
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cr.squirrel67 :
a wipe that say uh harder daddy
2024-03-11 03:15:41
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consiglieretyler :
@Ruby @Brian @Maria Dunny @Rosaline Flame ❤️🌹🔥🔥 I sense chaos
2024-03-11 14:16:17
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Ashley Katra :
i can hear the Sir Pentious egg boi quote in this 😂😂😂😂😂
2024-03-11 16:21:30
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ryandruid :
blacksmith working out the kinks using a hammer sword: oh harder daddy blacksmith:*throws sword across the room* welp, that ones ruined
2024-03-11 07:42:18
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jason jensen :
no. you go with the feet and if the party is doing something for the blacksmith when they are done have the blacksmith go " eh this should be done"
2024-03-12 03:18:41
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Omni7 :
♾️/10 best idea I’ve heard of
2024-03-11 12:02:13
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HeyForest :
"Sword:Grip me harder! 😩" lmao
2024-03-11 11:47:38
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WittyMumb :
I hate this...and therefore I love it JDJDJDKDID
2024-03-11 03:43:16
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you lost the game :
and he's a licensed therapist
2024-03-11 11:41:46
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mactheminion :
Scores a critical hit with Sword: Oh god, daddy!
2024-03-10 21:16:34
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Shadowless :
every hit done with the wrapon it progressively gets worst but resets at the start of a new battle
2024-03-11 10:16:34
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𝕷𝖚𝖓𝖆𝖗_𝕳𝖆𝖗𝖙 🇨🇦 :
I miss playing dnd so much... This gives me an idea for a bard that wants a sword that makes enemies uncomfortable and has been searching for This blacksmith for Years.
2024-03-11 15:47:16
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scotty :
Making a shield all you hear is hit me harder, daddy. or ohhh right there daddy lol
2024-03-11 07:58:28
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Somedude7834 :
a letter opener that screams mom over and over until acknowledged then says i crave violence
2024-03-11 19:54:56
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Jess :
Please please please tell us the responses
2024-03-11 12:13:52
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Red Roger :
maybe also leave some "kinks" in the sword and it randomly does/says things.
2024-03-11 20:16:53
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Michael Morningstar :
an indestructible hammer that wants the barbarian to break it, at the end of the campaign it gets it's wish when it fails to beat the boss and says to the dying barbarian "I'm sorry I broke"
2024-03-13 03:36:42
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