My husband is an accountant and comes home everyday and says, “Ahh, long day at the numbers store.”
2024-03-12 00:32:29
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Batman :
My favorite is to take a random set of words someone had just said and say, “that was my nickname in highschool”.
2024-03-30 03:19:30
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user9235646829472 :
#christiangirl
2024-06-06 05:39:22
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Lex :
i work at a craft store and i call it “the glitter mines”
2024-03-15 05:54:40
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CJ :
"yeah, you'll get that on these bigger jobs. " about anything, anywhere, all the time.
2024-03-13 20:48:02
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winnie the bish :
when people ask how I did something I say ‘very carefully’ and if they ask what i’m doing I say ‘my best.’ not super original but they land every time.
2024-03-12 03:05:21
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buttvampyr :
Whenever the cost of something equals a number that might be considered a year, I say “what a good year.” My total is $19.27? What a good year.
2024-03-12 02:56:01
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TJ :
I foresee calling my school a child factory getting me in trouble.
2024-03-12 15:01:13
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Kafkaesque :
what bit is the haircut for?
2024-03-11 23:51:32
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Joe Ambrose :
Next time I’m with two strangers I’m easily saying “so good to have the gang back together” 😭
2024-03-12 01:45:35
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sweatypeppers :
how has nobody mentioned the hashtags
2024-03-11 23:06:54
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DJ.Raven.De.La.Noir :
The only way I get through my bartending job is when friends and partners text me and ask how I’m doing, say “playing a good game of restaurant today with the fam” and it makes it hurt less
2024-03-12 08:34:18
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kait :
My current bit is just saying astrology things that I am severely unqualified to discuss and then asking “what’s your sign?” And then saying random 💩 and “that tracks for you”
2024-03-12 02:38:53
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Chelsea Bear :
I like to say “sorry, it’s a left handed thing” when I make a mistake that has nothing to do with being left handed. 😅
2024-03-12 15:31:56
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Hob Goblin :
I run the dairy section in a grocery store, I have been calling it the milk factory for a long time
2024-03-11 23:08:12
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Kim 🍉 :
Any set of any number of things.. “ah yes, the big 2/3/4” etc
2024-03-12 02:23:48
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Siucra.Blyat :
I always say “that’s what they called me in college” and a tiktok I saw the other day the guy calls HR “Soylent green”
2024-03-21 07:23:50
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Michelle :
In accounting we say “the numbers factory” and it’s a zesty enough joke for accounting 🙃
2024-03-12 10:46:08
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witchazile :
I basically do "the factory" but I'm from Appalachia so I say "the mines" 😂 like hard at work at the dinner mines
2024-05-29 16:09:55
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Lucy Jordan :
After that tweet where someone didn’t realise people opened the egg carton to check if eggs were broken not if they were eggs, Ill always open it in the aisle sincerely nod and confirm out loud “eggs”
2024-03-12 22:23:56
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Neptune :
I love saying “come here often?” When I’m at other peoples houses. Or in other peoples cars. Or somewhere neither of us have been before
2024-03-12 03:53:44
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Nathan :
I will be using the factory forever now
2024-03-12 05:06:47
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Allnight_ Everyday :
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
2024-03-31 06:24:19
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