@innocentdrinks: We`re really hoping we'll get a red card today. For all our ALT users, here's what the photos say. This is a title card on some grass, which may or may not be on a football field, that says "There's a big game tonight". Below, we've written "So we've translated some of the waffle you might hear". And in case you didn't connect the dots already, there's a doodle of a football below. The first phrase we've translated is "kick off". Kick off is what our boss does every day. You can make of that what you like. Next we have "hat-trick". Like the one where the magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat. Classic. Then there's "off-side". This one's always been a tricky one to explain. It's basically that side of the toast that's always burnt. The next phrase we're translating is "dribble". Dribble is what happen when you fall asleep with you mouth open. We've all been there. Even in meetings. Next we have "corner kick". You know when you stub your toe? Well, a corner kick is when you stub your toe on the corner of the skirting. Then there's "header". A header happens when you're lying in bed. Get that head out of the gutter. It's when you accidentally drop your phone on your head. The next phrase we're translating is "throw-in". This is one you'll be seeing a lot when you're bored at work on a Friday. A throw-in is trying to get that ball of paper into the bin. Usually, we miss. #buysmoothies

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