everyone who ever loved was wrong is the dirtiest fouled thing I've ever heard. I LOVE it 🤣
2024-07-22 05:48:26
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AtriaNox :
my favorite
"You have a face made for radio and a voice better used for silent movies"
2024-07-21 18:43:15
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K_curts :
“Your cornbreads not done in the middle is it”
2024-07-20 19:17:45
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Nunya Bizness :
"A penny for your thoughts is still too steep of a price."
2024-07-21 22:04:17
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Mstone :
Some people have less brains that Kurt cobains garage ceiling
2024-07-21 12:23:03
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Musa :
"is your head just for decoration?" don't remember the context just the comeback 😂
2024-07-20 23:56:53
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Liv 💛🤍💜🖤 :
“In order for me to care what you think, I must first value your opinion”
2025-04-10 07:59:45
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GreyWolfRaziel :
"If you were a Pokemon you'd forget your own name." while playing league
2024-07-20 14:17:11
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Brent Deatrick :
"if you were half as smart as you think you are, then you would be twice as smart as you really are"
2024-07-22 15:28:02
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🇵🇸 ShrimpsIsBugs ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 :
"You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel."
2024-07-20 22:38:36
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Jack Snyder337 :
“I can explain it you…but I can’t understand it for you”
2024-07-21 05:00:51
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joegray978 :
"if you had to think to breathe you would suffocate
2024-07-21 02:50:45
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MsShugg :
"Somewhere out there is a tree whose sole purpose is to provide you oxygen. You owe it an apology"
2024-08-01 06:06:39
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Five✨ :
my favorite I've ever heard was "you look like you wipe back to front" 🤣
2024-07-21 01:09:09
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chuckface428 :
I made a comment about my youth I then added sorry I’m dating myself. One of my younger coworkers said well no one else is dating you
2024-07-20 21:14:29
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Germán Araujo :
"You look easy to draw" is my favorite ever
2024-08-01 07:20:44
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Churtch :
I like to say “I cannot have a battle of wit with an unarmed person”
2024-07-23 12:27:05
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Mariuspesch :
I was at a friends wedding talking to his das and he asked if me and my friend were the same age, i said he's actually a year older than me. My friends dad looked me dead in the eyes and said
2024-07-22 23:54:35
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Robert Meyers601 :
my mom got told "ma'am, you need to calm down and drink some water" the other day
2024-07-20 23:17:23
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Aaron :
“when im driving home on (road) i think if i just drift a little to the left i won’t have to come to work with you tomorrow”
2024-07-20 21:42:38
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Jenesis93 :
I was once called a "dirt humping sack of toenails" by a psych patient once... 💀
2024-07-21 20:56:18
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