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solvem_probler_va
Solvem Probler :
I don't take ownership of any code older than 3 weeks..
2024-08-01 23:06:08
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aim4kingship
Aim4Kingship :
anyone else write comments like "sorry I was lazy. gl hf fixing this later." I've gotten texts from old co workers years after I left saying some colorful words to such comments 😭😂
2024-08-01 23:44:26
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jmhoskinson
JM Hoskinson :
Me onboarding the new hire trashing code only to find out I wrote it
2024-08-01 22:03:48
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jsingh2k0
JashanSingh2k :
bro didn't git blame right away?
2024-08-01 23:58:22
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theoistic
Theo :
3 weeks for a single bug, what was it, the entire codebase?
2024-08-02 00:17:08
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nadin_art99
nadin_art :
That is why we have git blame vscode extension. You ll know who did that line by line
2024-08-02 04:38:50
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cryterion1
Parsa :
Anytime someone asks me about code I wrote more than 2 weeks ago I completely forget I ever wrote that shit
2024-08-02 23:51:20
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b0rked
zer0conf :
classes are overrated tho
2024-08-02 20:58:51
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sponline81
sponline :
6 year🤣
2024-08-05 12:10:11
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abceifj26494
Will VW :
😂😂😂
2024-08-10 04:18:19
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metrotechs.io
Metrotechs :
😅😂
2024-08-02 13:25:10
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doctormaddoctor
DoctorMadDoctor :
Funny and true.
2024-08-01 21:36:27
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afish207
afish207 :
☹️I’m working on some environment issue bug. Send thought and prayers
2024-08-02 03:42:28
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perfectsine
Paul Sroufe :
Gotta be super careful critizing old code without seeing that git blame first 😂
2024-08-01 23:22:47
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redflareart
RedflareArt :
I’m dealing with, I wish I was kidding, code as old as me at my job rn with no documentation… I’m suffering
2024-08-02 02:22:24
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khill1295
Kevin :
At my last company I made a ton of one off applications with Python for the business team (mostly for Excel/Outlook stuff), my condolences to whoever they ask to maintain that garbage
2024-08-02 00:01:09
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puppitier
Puppit tier list :
Git history scares me more than my ex.
2024-08-01 21:43:16
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justinmdotnet
JustinMDotNet :
Tell ChatGPT to refactor it since it's all in one file anyway
2024-08-01 23:35:25
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momoparedes
Mark :
Come to Austin
2024-08-02 03:35:54
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1fractal1
🍵 坏 Nene 🍪 :
I have nightmares about being on call and I don't work in engineering 😂
2024-08-02 02:52:29
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thebighog
bob dole :
that poor naive intern. 'just check the documentation.' I got a good laugh
2024-08-02 00:51:56
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therealcoryg
corndogg :
git blame and shame
2024-08-02 04:36:38
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finproptech
FinPropTech :
Deliberately make it u readable so you have tenure 🙃👍
2024-08-01 21:52:16
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brandonmillares
Brandon Millares :
I write comments like #for the love of God if you find this you got hired into a sh*thole. glglglgl.
2024-08-03 08:21:00
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timbschneider
Tim Schneider :
In the stack overflow survey one of the biggest gripes devs had was tech debt 😂😂😂
2024-08-02 00:01:57
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uhhhhhjp
UhhhhhJP :
I’m only 3 months in. Will this be me?
2024-08-01 23:22:49
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mdsiebler
mdsiebler :
That’s happened to me
2024-08-14 17:49:09
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funkycoldmediocrity
twoofdem :
Happened too many times, you'd think I'd learn
2024-08-01 22:29:08
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daddypupzee
🇨🇦 Zee | Daddy Pup 🏳️‍🌈 :
This is why you never call out your teammates either bc one day it’ll be your can of spaghetti being boiled
2024-10-17 13:54:32
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pensenpooitjies1994
Pens en Pooitjies :
There is never any documentation 🤭
2024-08-22 14:43:01
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nutmegholesaler
ak :
The millennial mouth..
2024-08-16 16:14:36
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snappedaxle
snapped-axle :
HAH ive been there as a heavy equipment mechanic. Jerry rigged the shit out of the electrical system out in the mine. A year later it fails again and im left wondering what asshole bypassed everything
2024-08-13 08:19:55
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4f774f
55 77 55 :
I obfuscate all of my code which is great for security and makes sure that I can never understand what I wrote
2024-08-12 17:11:09
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deiduke
Duke :
I'm a semi tech guy. nothing in code. help me understand why you can't just copy paste the code into AI like chat gpt
2024-08-12 14:53:27
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thugfencer
thugfencer :
A number of years ago, was paged, looked at it, I recall saying to myself, "who wrote this sh!t". ME. IT WAS ME.
2024-08-12 00:19:02
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strife549
Strife549 :
This is just going to have to be a problem for future me. Future me: well fuck
2024-08-11 06:48:16
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wad4ever
Eric Wadsworth :
Happened to me once, lol
2024-08-10 15:35:34
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antimonyparanoia
antimonyParanoia :
Legend Handlers > LegHands > Feet
2024-08-10 03:17:32
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d_jackal77
d_jackal77 :
😂😂😂
2024-08-06 08:42:17
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andresklbr68
andresklbr68 :
😂😂😂
2024-08-06 02:50:00
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tiktok_42_ddd
tiktok_42_ddd 🇮🇱 :
we live dangerously, in prod
2024-08-04 22:12:55
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yuchaosng
yuchaosng :
the only thing not realistic about this is that if the code was there for 2 years, it won't only cause major problem in production 2 years later. but funny nonetheless.
2024-08-03 09:50:33
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casper_s.m.c
Casper :
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2024-08-03 01:41:36
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gnargnarone
GnarGnarOne :
😂😂😂😂😂
2024-08-02 19:33:31
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cody_mcginley
Popitrekker :
Ah yes! the one person who will give you more trouble than anyone else! Past You!
2024-08-02 19:19:15
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masterbathingbear
MasterBathingBear 👑🛁🐻 :
Every. Damn. Time.
2024-08-02 12:51:39
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mrbellek
mrbellek :
we had a tech debt so large and old, some code hadnt been changed in FOURTEEN YEARS. 💀 some estimations put it at 800 man-days to fix everything
2024-08-02 11:18:16
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user098136135
Somerandomdude :
🤣🤣🤣
2024-08-02 07:56:11
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marmarmarps
Marps :
Too true. Too fucking true.
2024-08-02 07:41:59
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