We made a term “I’m turning into a pumpkin” and if u say that everyone knows ur going home and no one fights u. It means ur social battery is 0
2024-09-13 22:52:53
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ceilingeye she/they :
my buddy literally says “hey i think my house is on fire” i fucking LOVE it its hysterical to me
2024-09-14 02:55:50
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poppyrox :
my partner just stands up and says "get out of my house" she's the best
2024-09-13 21:51:45
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🐻 Gomez 🐻 :
“My cat just texted me to go back home” 😂
2024-09-14 01:11:55
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Freakette ✨ :
When I get intoxicated I lose all ability to mask and one time I put down my mozzarella sticks while out and went I Don’t Want To Be Here Anymore and just walked home
2024-09-14 22:52:29
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert :
an ideal interaction
2024-09-14 03:56:37
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Sad Senpai 🍉 :
I literally tell people "okay all done. please leave smooches call me when you get home". when the battery hits 10% yall gotta go. no one needs to see what 0% looks like
2024-09-14 01:06:32
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incognito did it :
I randomly say, I have no more than 15 minutes left in me.
2024-09-14 02:57:44
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julian :
im so grateful to have a “ok im kicking you out now” friend. no deciphering hints just yeah cool see ya later
2024-09-14 15:23:54
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Sean :
entirely too reasonable for real life
2024-09-13 19:20:47
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Paris :
"did you know I have 30 minutessssss" 30 30 YES"
2024-09-14 17:08:37
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bitt :
this is how I end phone calls with bestie. one of will say "okay well I'm done now" and then say bye. it's beautiful and simple and I wouldn't want it any other way.
2024-09-14 07:41:44
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deandreharris923 :
Hm I feel a lil called out I thought I was just good at communicating my needs and desires smh
2024-09-13 17:03:13
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Danny B :
me and friends hanging out, when I suddenly don't want to be social: "I think I'm ready to go home."
2024-09-13 20:40:17
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PikNik :
Too damn relatable 😂
2024-09-13 14:27:42
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✨she who will not be named✨ :
me and my best friend just go “get out now” “yes, i agree” others are shocked and concerned every time 😂
2024-09-14 16:05:11
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bartholomewcubbinz :
I legitimately sent a thank you text to my friend the first time I had a friend I was comfortable enough to do this with 🥲
2024-09-13 18:57:50
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King Wolfe :
I hate tentative plans so much 🙃 I either budget my energy and skip other stuff to end up w a last minute cancel or see you twice a year when the fates align 😆
2024-09-13 20:59:22
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Tiffany Walder :
I just leave. The good ol Irish Goodbye. Am I in the bathroom? Outside for some fresh air? Odds are I’m already home by the time you realize I’m missing 😂
2024-09-14 23:08:12
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freyj1031 :
I wish I had this in my life lol
2024-09-13 20:28:22
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AshleyLynn :
I always just stand up and I say “I’m leaving”. I loathe being around groups who hug goodbye and stand and chat.
2024-09-14 13:57:50
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The World Unlocked :
Life would be so much more simpler if everyone was like this 😭
2024-09-14 16:16:44
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Ravecowboy42 :
I find autistic communication to be the most honest communication :)
2024-09-13 15:04:58
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Brooke :
literally just me
2024-09-13 17:03:35
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grace (taylor’s version) :
me and my best friend sometimes don’t see each other for months bc we’re both busy with work and when we do make plans we basically take turns cancelling bc neither of us feel like it 😂
2024-09-14 02:05:57
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