The Onion
Region: US
Monday 30 September 2024 18:05:19 GMT
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babyeater37 :
this is what freedom of press what really ment for
2024-09-30 18:24:22
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Black Saturn :
why's it cut?
2024-09-30 20:25:03
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frendlyneiborhoodwhitguy :
Should I send this to my very religious grandma?
2024-09-30 20:32:40
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Buggs :
this looks like a south park bit 😂
2024-09-30 19:31:54
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✝️Aaron!!✝️ :
I don’t know how to feel
2024-10-01 06:55:44
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Marcus McCulloch :
His Glory Shall Rain Down Upon Us!!!! 😇😇🤗🤗🙏🙏
2024-09-30 18:28:50
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callie/calum 🪽 :
didn't notice this was the onion at first and was incredibly confused
2024-09-30 20:29:04
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ImmortalSnail 🐌 🇨🇦ᖭི༏ᖫྀ :
I didn’t see that it was the onion at first so when he said “last night stargazers were treated to a once in a lifetime event” I thought “oh no, did I miss something?”
2024-09-30 19:49:28
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Sarah 'Liegl' Bleier :
Just think of the US congresspeople who are seeing this for the 2nd time in their lives
2024-09-30 18:32:41
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🦋lily🦋🇳🇦✨ :
this ppl don't fear the highest power neh🤦🏾♀️
2024-10-01 14:58:17
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🤍🩷 :
Why the duck are they talking about, they are literally disrespecting God right now why are they showing someones penis and saying it's Gods are they crazy??🤮🤮🤮
2024-10-02 16:15:57
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☭ ꌃꋪꂦꂦꀘ꒒ꌩꈤᘿ ☭ :
But why Tacoma, Washington? 😭😭🤣
2024-09-30 18:16:49
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Jabruar :
Ts can't be real 😭🙏
2024-10-01 10:54:07
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user25526345104761 predicted the future 😭🙏
2024-09-30 22:42:53
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Nightwing💕 :
He has risen 🫡
2024-09-30 21:19:15
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Joon :
is this a scientific event?
2024-09-30 20:37:43
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PPPP :
Bro, how are we NOT in a simulation?
2024-09-30 19:28:00
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ddesmity :
We didn't see it happening here in Australia
2024-10-02 11:29:28
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awkwardsilence :
I thought it would be bigger
2024-10-01 01:04:50
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foxhole_atheist_now :
So he really is cumming. 😂😂😂
2024-10-01 05:28:11
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Lu Gard T :
So what does this signify?
2024-10-22 22:48:14
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