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Katie Dagold :
I know a few of my English & German ancestors would hate/fear the amount of seasoning I use so I add a little more 😁. And eating sushi- how dare *takes another bite*
2024-10-15 00:12:22
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Maud :
I'm Mexican, Native American, and German. It isn't even ancestors, my STILL LIVING family is like this. They will give me PILES of food and CHEER ME ON for eating it all.
2024-10-15 15:31:08
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eloquentredneck :
I always think of that one part in the book hatchet where he talks about going to grocery stores and being completely in awe of just how much food is available in a single modern grocery store
2024-10-15 01:19:46
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the fluffle :
my ancestors who passed on the Titanic seeing me gave a fear of non coronated water "fair enough"
2024-10-15 23:35:18
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NotCrazyCatLady :
Me:*indecisively flipping through the menu for the 5th time* 😑 Ancestors:*taking bets on what I'll choose* Me: "I guess I'll have..." Ancestors:*some cheering, some paying, a few fighting* "You ChEaT!" "I did NOTHING!" "Don't lie! You communed somehow!"
2024-10-16 15:01:54
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📼Celestial_Orchestra👁 :
My Irish and Scottish cattle herding/serf/farmer ancestors did NOT die for me to skip fruity pebbles for breakfast.
2024-10-15 00:35:24
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are you 𝓞𝓚𝓐𝓨💜🇪🇺 :
my grandmo is from Ukraine and she (as a lot of older ppl here) has generation trauma from famine so she encourages me to eat EVERYTHING, the more the better
2024-10-15 17:09:57
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moved :
my ancestors watching me stuff my face with as much bannock (alongside jam from my great aunt!!!!!!!) as humanly possible cheering and whooping
2024-10-15 05:34:32
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WarriorMalkavian :
they'd be so jealous of not being able to have the variety all year round. they not only had to eat what they could get, they also only had access to stuff at certain times of the year.
2024-10-15 00:09:41
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Just Jaden :
I feel the spirit lots of Jewish grandmothers in my family asking me if I've eaten today
2024-10-15 15:53:30
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BourbonneBlack :
I now wish to honor my ancestors to let them partial possess my body and ride sidecar for each of my meals so they get some of that good shit.
2024-10-15 00:11:24
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CuriousMissy | Travel Advisor :
my toxic trait is thinking my ancestors were the fat ones that didn't do anything
2024-10-14 23:51:29
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MeHopefullyNotYou :
my inca and native american ancestors are probably screaming at me to eat corn, i hate corn xD
2024-10-16 05:54:46
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cornish_kap :
I know FOR A FACT that my ancestors from up to 8 generations ago would all urge me to eat til I literally burst like the Swedish king. they were round like a teachers circle on a chalkboard
2024-10-16 20:03:36
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BalthusBottoms :
My fucking Slavic ancestors didn’t survive communism for me to *starve*
2024-10-15 05:13:22
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Tik Toker :
I'd like to think my ancestors would be happy I'm able to do things myself, without being owned by a man. I'm the first of my line to not be stuck with an abuser by 20 as far as I know
2024-10-15 01:43:19
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Brightwind :
I dont want kids but if i change my mind or mess up, i hope my great great grandkid enjoys that space exploration and alien cuisine 😂
2024-10-15 01:48:55
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Syndromia7700 :
im descended from Calvinists. they'd be appalled by 99.9% of my life.
2024-10-16 22:10:11
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frenchtoast :
My ancestors would wonder why i don't eat until i absolutely have to. Especially when i have perfectly good food at home. Im just also autistic so if i don't want something i will wait until i have to
2024-10-17 13:52:02
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jason/cían @kiddbf he/sé 🇮🇪 :
i have arfid so ik my irish ancestors (great hunger) are mad annoyed im not making use of the hundreds of options of food and im instead just eating rice and cheese again.
2024-10-16 03:45:07
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Rey 👻👑 :
My African American ancestors did not suffer through the worst parts of every animal for me not to order a filet migon every time I go to a steakhouse
2024-10-16 01:21:59
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🦉 ALIX 🦉 :
My Scottish & Irish ancestors are insisting that I embrace my Hobbit-ish love of food! “OUTLAST THOSE BRITISH BA$TÆRD$, YE LOVELY LASS!! ENJOY YOUR FEAST & SURVIVE ALL THE FAMINES!!!”
2024-10-15 21:29:53
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🐊 :
My ancestors didn’t starve during a potato famon for me to not eat every single carb in existence
2024-10-15 20:56:52
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DagWill :
every German peasant in my bloodline is watching me eat meat on a daily basis and flipping their collective shit over it
2024-10-15 18:17:48
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🍉Raecona🍉 :
“three-tooth-yak-herder” is crazy 😭
2024-10-15 03:06:23
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Dgarto Aka the Dih theorist :
idk most of My family are haters
2024-10-17 20:12:56
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gaybonesstv :
walking into a cheesecake factory is like walking into heaven for my slavic ancestors. yes i WILL have a slice of cheesecake after eating poke nachos
2024-10-17 06:50:47
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LazilyDumpedBonePit :
Bruh if my ancestors are ANYTHING like my grandma and aunts they want me FAT
2024-10-15 21:48:19
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Robbartist :
Would this mean our ancestors would hate people with eating disorders?
2024-10-15 15:41:32
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🩶🤍🩷 :
I have a long line of Galician peasants and some cossaks and small polish nobility. They are definitely hate me for dieting 😅
2024-11-02 09:09:59
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Éloïse / Système Les Valkyries :
My great-grandma, who raised her daughter during The Occupation while her husband was a prisoner of war, piled up sugar when geopolitics heated slightly. She would look at my Monster reserve with a relief.
2024-10-24 07:57:57
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Kyle Stewart :
i was tossed out of a all you can eat buffet
2025-02-16 11:21:19
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Laufey :
a few of my german anchestors would question why i marry a american
2024-11-11 06:48:24
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Ryan :
I eat like a barbarian and I go to school like a scholar and I live in houses that would be considered castles and I get paid good money for doing what they would deem easy work 🥰
2024-11-02 10:42:46
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Gae_propoganda :
Me, at greggs: uhhhh actually I’ll have two sausage rolls. And a donut. Hundreds of celts, who gave Yorkshire over to the English due to starvation: hell yeah
2024-10-28 11:45:13
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McGriddle :
your ancestors cheering you on to get your money worth at the Korean all you can eat barbecue
2024-10-27 23:54:11
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Atlas Solaria :
nah fr they'd be pissed we aren't eating more
2024-10-25 15:12:39
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Agent Moose :
I now can’t stop imagining my peasant ancestors just all in unison going “chug chug chug chug chug” as I drink a massive bottle of sprite
2024-10-23 01:58:15
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Creature 🇵🇸 :
the idea of the older generation not wanting a better life for the younger gen is incredibly new. for the majority of human advancement was because the older generation WANTED an easier life for them
2024-10-22 17:58:51
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Mordor :
crazy how some, no, the MAJORITY in other countries still live a horrible life, not even being able to survive, while we indulge in plenty. horrible. we are part of the rich for them.
2024-10-18 17:55:30
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Axel🐐 :
i don't know much about my family, but I know for a fact that NONE of us had more than the skin on our teeth at birth, anything anyone had was spent in a second, and I'm no different. it's kinda cool
2024-10-17 23:43:40
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SleepySinger :
Part of my ancestors would be proud, part of my ancestors would be confused why they're even there
2024-10-17 13:29:05
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TheChatRat :
My irish ancestors going ape shit as I make my 3 baked potato with enough garlic to make Dracula die simply by looking at it
2024-10-17 13:11:31
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James McAmis345 :
That painting of the Cossacks going wild: The Zaporozhian Cossacks replying to Mehmed IV. The story behind it's *hilarious*.
2024-10-17 12:32:12
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The Anonymous Fudge Society :
🤣🤣🤣
2024-10-17 10:30:58
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Irish Lily :
I often say my Irish descendants didn't leave an entire continent for another for me NOT to have fries
2024-10-17 07:00:46
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finnie_the_kooh :
my illiterate peasant ancestors, especially the women, watching me graduate college
2024-10-17 04:34:22
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🪓 🥁 Susie 🥁 🪓 :
Reminder that fuller plus sized bodies were seen as attractive back in the day because it meant the person was financially stable or a nobleman/woman (or royalty), and that they could provide for you
2024-10-17 01:29:35
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