Mike R. Draper
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Friday 18 October 2024 22:23:31 GMT
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Diane :
my daughter was asked what her name was at TSA.... she turns and asks me "what's my name?" 💀
2024-10-18 23:05:05
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Pipestone🇨🇦 :
I used to Reverse Uno this with my 6 kids! People would always ask if they were all mine & I always had a different story: Goodness no! I’m the Auntie; No, I just pick up cute ones at the park (also they all look like their dad!); Are you crazy, I would never have this many; etceta! 😂 Always entertaining for me!
2025-05-15 16:50:39
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lex.ative :
“You got me the good stuff, thanks!” - my daughter at the checkout counter when I’m buying a bag of dog food
2024-10-19 00:22:01
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SinsOfTheFlesh7 :
Mine was traveling with grandma (so different last names) and she said to TSA “she told me to say she’s my grandma”
2024-10-18 23:44:59
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Amber :
in the grocery store, I introduced my niece to a group of people I knew from high school. she looked at them and said, "mommy, why don't you tell people about me?"
2024-10-22 02:07:51
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Phoenixlol⁷ :
Me at age 7 when asked by TSA where we were headed, “ I don’t know! They just brought me here!”
2024-10-19 07:38:48
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randa.roo00 :
Yeah. In the early 90’s my two sisters and I told the Pizza Hut waitress our parents left us. Really my mom was just in the bathroom and my dad ran to the car to get his wallet. 😂
2024-10-22 00:40:28
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Pootalinda :
I was at the cashier with my mom and she was paying with cash. I asked her if we were using the real money today or the fake money. The lady checked every bill including the ones.
2024-10-20 02:18:50
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DavidTurner1648 :
my niece, very loudly as we walk away from the TSA, "see? I told you they wouldn't find it!" 😅
2024-10-19 02:25:22
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Kara :
When my mom used to tell random employees of whatever store we were at “can someone find this child’s mother she’s been following me for x years” and I’d go “THATS BC YOU TOOK ME FROM MY REAL MOMMY”
2024-10-19 11:16:05
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☆nalea (๑ↀᆺↀ๑) :
when my dad picked up my brother from school, my bro yelled "free candy?! of course ill get in!" and got in the car , banging the Windows as they drove😭😭😭 there was a horrified couple witnessing it
2024-10-19 15:47:37
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Robin Non-binary Wonder 🍉 :
After my dad’s second divorce my sisters and I started going up to women and asking “will you be my new stepmom?” for kicks.
2024-10-19 06:09:47
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Zee :
my daughter was just 2 and she said "mama, you hurt me! Stop hurting me mama!" all loud in the store!😂 she also looks at any man passing by and says "daddy?" like, your dad is in your life! why?!
2024-10-20 15:39:36
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B :
I once had to drag my toddler to the car from the splash pad and she screamed “let me go I don’t know you!” The entire way back 💀
2024-10-21 16:40:15
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jahauger21 :
me at 5 years old yelling “not in the face!” when my dad turned towards me
2024-10-21 02:25:43
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Lindsey Thomas :
My 3 year old at the time said while checking out at target “don’t poison me again” the look from the cashier. 😳
2024-10-19 13:39:33
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🌟 Sarah Starborn 🌟 :
I taught my ex's 4yr old to yell stranger danger when he would try to get her off the playground to go home. it was never not funny 😂
2024-10-19 02:57:44
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.julia. :
My son did this to me with a customs agent on an international trip “my parents are divorced and I don’t think my dad knows about this” I had a letter of consent, thank goodness 🤦🏻♀️
2024-10-19 04:44:09
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Nicole💖 :
My daughter told security at the Arch when they went to scan her stuffed cat, “what, do you think I have a weapon in there?” 🫣😳
2024-10-20 15:27:31
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Joanna Cruz :
When crossing through the Tijuana border at 5 years old, I was asked “is this your mom” and I was mad at her so I said “maybe”. 😅
2024-10-19 05:58:20
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DimmingRose :
My son told his teacher he eats the food off the floor 🫣. We put his snacks on the bottom of the pantry so he could grab them when he’s hungry.
2024-10-21 13:22:09
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Notyourfavmom :
My 6 yo started screaming at Walmart saying “help idk her” bc I refused to buy him candy 😅 I cried I thought they were gonna call the cops
2024-10-19 14:40:38
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SolAris :
I was on the truck with my dad when he had to pull into a checkpoint. He looked me dead in the eye and said "I know your smartass bullshit. Don't you dare say you don't know who I am."
2024-10-19 08:52:19
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