Heather Savagemomlife
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Sunday 27 October 2024 00:49:28 GMT
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desmit04x2 :
my 5 yo telling her teacher she got a new baby brother. we chose him because he's black. had to explain we got a puppy not a child.
2024-10-27 02:13:46
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Sarah Welsh :
My daughter told her bus driver she was going home to have a cold beer… she meant root beer 🤦🏻♀️
2024-10-27 00:58:24
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Br4ndyh :
My son told his daycare he threw away my dirty pictures…. He emptied my shred bin at work 🤦🏼♀️😂
2024-10-28 13:35:44
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Corina 🇺🇸 :
My son was telling people we had a girl living in our garage- it was an Alexa Speaker
2024-10-27 01:43:25
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beautifullybroken❌73 :
My son had to describe what his mother did for a living in 5th grd He said my mom walks the streets. I’m a mailman 😂
2024-10-27 15:21:25
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bec•🦢🪻 :
I told my first grade teacher my momma guarded drugs....she was a security guard at a pharmaceutical company😅
2024-10-27 00:59:12
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Heather :
When I had my hysterectomy my daughter told everyone I got spayed
2024-10-27 04:33:42
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Teddie :
My daughter told her teacher and class that I went to parking lots to do hooking. I’m a truck driver that meets other drivers so we drop trailers and hook up to there’s!! 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
2024-10-27 01:17:33
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Lindab :
My son fell on a pipe when he was two. He told his kindergarten class that’s where he got his third eye removed
2024-10-28 00:58:10
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Sammi :
My daughter learned all the parts to the eye when she got contacts, one day she announced loudly in class. “I have something in my uterus!” She meant… her Iris..
2024-10-27 01:44:05
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nykole-EEEEEEE :
when we dumped my grandma's ashes in the river at the funeral, I told my teacher that we threw my grandma's body in the river cuz she died.
2024-10-27 16:33:03
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yoda_shanny :
My brother announced to the grocery store, “Mom when is dad coming home from jail?” She said “TONIGHT he comes home every night! He works there!” Oh the looks! 😳
2024-10-27 15:42:20
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Jess :
I had my gallbladder removed and my son told his teacher a man cut me on my stomach and I was in the hospital. They thought I was attacked!
2024-10-27 02:35:02
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emilykessler37 :
My husband is a lineman. Our pre schooler told her class he left us for a Helen. (Hurricane Helene 😂🤦🏻♀️)
2024-10-27 21:15:06
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Crystal @thegirlcangrill :
as a kindergarten teacher, I know EVERYTHING that goes on in my students houses
2024-10-27 03:04:17
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madtinker5 :
My daughter told her pre-school teachers that mommy was dying. I was dieting.
2024-10-27 10:36:20
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Girl east of the Rhine🏳️🌈 :
my son's kindergarten teacher thought my husband was black because he ALWAYS colored him brown in his pictures. my husband worked construction 😂😂 he's just TAN😂😂 she 😳 when she 1st met him 😂😂😂
2024-10-27 17:17:51
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sher :
My daughter (3 at the time) who was obbessed with Cinderella, came out of my room on thanksgiving with the entire family there, had my “wand” in her hand, singing “ Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” 😭
2024-10-27 21:32:16
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Ashley :
My daughter told her teacher her dad taught her how to do b&e’s. He is a locksmith 😂😂😂
2024-10-27 01:11:08
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Antioxx :
my daughter told her entire class I was an alcoholic and drink all day every day. here she thought there was alcohol in Dr pepper..
2024-10-27 02:32:53
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user9450913928190 :
Told my teacher in 8th grade my mom was getting finally spayed after 4 kids.... she was having a hysterectomy.
2024-10-27 02:12:24
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Bryndís Ósk 🇮🇸 :
when my oldest was 4. she told her teacher that she slept in a plastic bag in the trunk of the car over the weekend. it was a new sleeping bag and a small trailer. I thought cps would be at my house w
2024-10-27 01:20:37
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Kelly L680 :
My daughter told the kindergarten teacher I worked at the Mermaid (strip club) when I worked for magic maid…a home cleaning business.
2024-10-27 01:46:49
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