everybody welcome ActuallyTrashMemes Jr. into the world 😊 Oh, the delusions of some Pokémon fans—it's honestly like living in an alternate universe where biology and gaming mechanics have merged into some bizarre, pseudo-scientific fantasy. Let’s break this down: if you’re the kind of person who genuinely believes that your wife giving birth to a baby with an unusual birthmark or slightly different skin tone means you’ve got a “shiny” child, I have some bad news. Your child isn’t rare, it’s just human genetics. Your baby didn’t “spawn” like a special Pokémon with a shiny variant in a 1-in-4096 chance. They’re not a rare collectible, no matter how many hours you’ve spent on Pokémon Go or how many “shiny hunting” tutorials you’ve watched on YouTube. It’s not a goddamn game, and your kid is not your personal legendary creature. But I get it. This “shiny baby” fantasy is too cute for you to let go of. You’re out here, showing off your kid like some kind of rare Pokémon card, posting pictures of their "special" birthmark with captions like, "Look at my shiny child!” Meanwhile, your wife is probably wondering if she’s just signed up for a life of delusion and denial, and whether you’re planning on naming your next child after a shiny Mewtwo, because apparently, anything with an unusual trait becomes a rare prize to you. Let’s talk about the “cheating” aspect of this for a second. Yeah, I’m going there. Because clearly, in your head, you've spent so much time grinding away in your virtual world, obsessing over IVs and shiny rates, that you forgot about the most basic concept in the real world: relationships. You think your baby is a “shiny,” but you missed the glaringly obvious fact that you’ve been cheating on your wife emotionally with your game—too busy trading Pokémon and "breeding" for the perfect shiny to notice that you’ve neglected actual human connection. Your wife isn’t some NPC you can just reset or load a new save file from when things get tough. She’s a person. She’s not your personal breeding program. Your wife didn’t give birth to a shiny, she gave birth to a baby. Maybe you should focus on being there for that baby, instead of fantasizing about its stats. Here’s the thing—if you genuinely think your kid is a shiny just because they have an odd trait, then you don’t understand anything about what makes Pokémon shiny. It’s not just about appearance, and it sure as hell isn’t about your god complex over “rare” babies. It’s about scarcity, difficulty, and achieving something that actually requires effort. A birthmark or a slightly different eye color doesn’t make your kid “rare”—it just makes them… different. And sure, it’s a good thing to celebrate, but this weird obsession with Pokémon mechanics just shows that you’re using your child as some kind of emotional currency in your bizarre game. You’re not special for having a kid with an unusual trait. You're just a person who’s confused about the difference between your reality and your Pokémon fantasies. So, maybe, just maybe, stop pretending like your child is a shiny version of a rare Pokémon and start being a better husband and father. If you spent as much time nurturing your relationship and your kid’s development as you do on farming rare Pokémon, you might actually be able to raise something truly extraordinary. But hey, that would require actually trying in real life—so, maybe not. #pokemon #pokemontiktok #pokemoncommunity #memes #gerg #funny #funnyvideos #satire #brainrot #shitposting #humor #fypage #meme fake everything satire joke 100% family friendly all cgi animation - @actuallytrashmeme