@wptstoryfavorites: [WP] The humans were deceiving us. It was the only explanation. (u/Hitchopottimus) #redditstories #redditreadings #writingprompts #shortstory #fiction

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sarevian689
Sarevian :
"If you can dodge a ball you can dodge a grenade!"
2024-11-11 19:31:22
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jerryellison57
Uncle_Agemo :
So... what they consider "Advanced Tactical Training" is what we consider "Child's Play"? Interesting...
2024-11-11 22:19:17
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jupjupduck
JupjupDuck :
what are those fluffy pancakes 1/3 in???!!
2025-01-11 16:29:32
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kristianfrancke
Kristian Francke :
wait til they hear about PE
2024-11-11 20:50:19
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chickentendyhendy
Bondo reems :
Daily human glaze
2024-11-11 18:18:14
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shmendle
shmendle :
I just realized what those games are supposed to imitate I always just thought of it as fun but no it’s just hunting
2024-11-11 18:45:06
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ozzyfromscotland
ozzy!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸🇨🇩 :
humans are space orcs is my favourite sci fi trope
2024-11-12 16:34:55
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pennsylvania_cowboy24
Edward miller :
tag, hide and seek, and capture the flag, dodgeball 😂😂😂
2024-11-11 19:52:08
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whorangi1104
whorangi1104 :
wait till they hear about p.e. sports and fighting
2025-01-10 03:07:12
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micachu76
micachu76 :
GenX playgrounds have long been known as "survival of the fittest".
2024-11-11 19:54:48
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ladexi
LaDeX :
Do Americans only have one recess? We had 15 minute recess after every 45 minute class.
2024-11-11 21:03:25
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xf_ckyoux
X :
just wait till they meet the military 😂
2024-11-11 18:44:14
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jollyyellownerd
Jolly Yellow Nerd :
"Secret Tactical Training? You mean the merry go round and and the jungle gym?"
2024-11-12 01:57:42
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plushie.lushie
plushie lushie :
recess is technically a teachers hour long lunch break
2024-11-12 01:27:18
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tiredtaurus13
Ben :
the last bit is even better since they're like 'the aliens are mad about recess?'
2024-11-11 20:27:48
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dodaflopyocat
dodaflopyocat :
Holy human glaze
2024-11-13 01:43:31
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kiraelyn
Kira :
Bro these games literally exist for out survival instincts or smth i swear. Like learning basic survival like making a fire in 1st grade to hunting and stuff w/ this
2024-11-12 20:51:58
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watermelonsmellinfellon
Melli :
I love Man Hunt. I was always the best at it cuz I was the only person who could climb, so I would climb trees, houses, fire escapes... We would play at night when it was dark with only street lights.
2024-11-11 20:51:38
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ginger607
Ginger_Kitten :
I love humans as death worlders
2024-11-11 19:33:34
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elunashkaa_
THE IRIS :
WHICH GODDAMN SCHOOL HAS 1 HOUR??? I DONT EVEN GET 15 MINUTES FOR THE WHOLE SCHOOL DAY ALSO IT'S 6 HOURS A DAY
2024-11-12 02:15:23
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dimbrenda
Brenda Dim :
Bet they'll use the phrase "They're just kids" when confronted
2024-11-12 05:49:55
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skye.rie
Skye.rie :
Genuinely thought they were talking about those School pew pew drills- my bad lmao
2024-11-15 03:21:45
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helecupter
🇦🇶 :
How does one get a carpet into such thy disrepair
2024-12-05 15:03:29
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tony.hell
Tony Hell :
if you think about it....most of child games are for hunting,one way or the other
2024-11-15 06:12:37
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