@theonion: Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay In one of the largest corporate blackmail schemes in modern history, the popular fast food chain has reportedly sent the following ultimatum to millions of its customers: "We know who you are. Wire $10,000 by midnight, or the world will know too."
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Region: US
Tuesday 19 November 2024 18:00:00 GMT
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pf_002 :
I’m like, “What!?” Then, I’m like, “Oh, The Onion.” 🤣🤣🤣
2024-11-19 18:50:43
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Moon.St0n3 :
please god no. I've been getting the same sandwich for 20 years.
2024-11-19 19:01:38
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Roy :
ohh no pur datas
2025-01-07 03:25:22
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☆jackie☆ :
even if this was real who would genuinely gaf abt who eats at subway 😭
2024-11-20 00:21:26
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Kevin Loomer :
This could ruin me.
2024-11-19 22:40:14
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albhednomad :
this sounds like a war on information...
2024-11-19 18:04:49
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Man :
thank god we have reliable news sources reporting on this
2024-11-19 22:35:21
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Metalmillipede :
can they actually do this?
2024-11-19 20:22:51
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Kea 🇳🇿🪐 :
woah woah woah, please, I have a family
2024-11-19 21:03:02
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machofantastico5 :
Greggs wouldn't do this.
2024-11-19 18:03:18
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Joe Fielding40 :
I got one in '97, I knew it would come back to haunt me. 😞
2024-11-20 03:38:33
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BHJ :
Wait is this real isn’t that illegal
2024-11-19 19:09:29
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Kelly G :
They can't do this! I don't want my info leaked! uh....oh .... I mean, I'd never eat there 🙃
2024-11-19 18:16:10
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DumbAss27 :
this ain't real because the only fast food chain that would do this is Arby's
2024-11-20 05:33:19
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Dix :
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
2024-11-19 21:29:13
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yournamehere🇨🇦 :
I got embarrassingly far into this video believing every word before noticing it's the onion
2024-11-20 04:44:13
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Andrea 🍁 :
"footage of themselves eating fresh" 🤣🤣🤣
2024-11-20 01:47:29
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vmirosh1955 :
How can people be so gullible?
2024-11-19 19:47:31
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ROBERTIDONTLIKETHISROCK :
this is a joke right???
2024-11-20 05:51:40
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John Lindsey :
this is satire, not real at all
😂
2024-11-19 22:37:38
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Elise :
I’d believe it
2025-01-14 03:40:42
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Azula🔥 :
PLEASE NO I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN
2024-11-20 00:08:43
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🚗💨KTA_GOLOM🚗💨 :
almost believed it till I seen it was the onion 😭🙏
2024-11-20 05:07:19
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mmenard23 :
This is low-key toxic for the world cause ppl are gonna believe this is real news
2024-11-21 00:04:25
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Ike Okereke :
Where's the funny???
2024-11-20 05:41:21
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