“My doctor called ahead and said you’d have my room ready 💅 “
2024-12-14 15:37:49
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kara_madii :
Or when you’re walking someone back from triage and they say “am I being admitted?” Ma’am I JUST met you 🤨
2024-12-14 06:08:15
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Jeanette Wohlfert :
Idk I work med surg and had a pt admit just to get an MRI 👀 her MD thought it would be done faster if she was admitted…ER pretty much sent her up, no iv, labs pending
2025-01-05 13:27:11
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Amy Selmon :
We have no beds on the floor!
2025-02-05 22:00:59
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waffleparty :
what about the patient who brings themselves in but then refuses everything and curses you out like you personally called them and asked them to come in
2024-12-14 13:09:32
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Pnutnoir :
When I send my onc patients in for neutropenic fever and they’re like ok so they’ll just admit me right away?? Baby no
2024-12-15 02:45:07
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Abi 🩺 :
Or when they’re in the waiting room for hours, give up & go home just call an ambulance for themselves
2024-12-14 05:41:55
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Uh-Lee-Ya :
“I’m only willing to go to this floor, otherwise I am leaving” my fave statement
2024-12-14 15:17:53
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User1234450000 :
I really want to know how you feel about the Blood Bank 🤣🤣 as a blood banker
2024-12-19 09:44:19
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Skylar :
I had a pt’s husband tell her on the phone…ON SPEAKER… that I’m a terrible nurse and bad at my job because I didn’t explain the imaging with them. Then said they only wanted to talk to the doctor 😅
2024-12-14 07:35:07
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madi.beans :
“Is it a shared room? I deserve a private room 😡” I have no control over that 😭
2024-12-15 15:01:33
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Kaila 💞💞 :
Had a pt like that one time come up from ER not to long ago. Pt told ER they were taking too long and so the pt started telling ER passive SI statements guess who got the next bed up💀
2024-12-14 11:05:54
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Jose De La O Arechiga :
When there’s 20 boarding patients….. my response is “yea I don’t know if you want to be admitted”😂😂
2024-12-14 09:33:15
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Chloe Isabella :
No because why do the Guards with inmates ask faster than I can even introduce myself😭 like brother idek what wrong yet
2024-12-15 00:47:43
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Livy :
Or the ones who know they need to be admitted, but they decide to leave and try to come back the next day ready for their room… sorry I don’t know you, it’s a new day 😩😂
2024-12-15 05:15:18
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chkelly51 :
Me when I tell them they’re being admitted and first question is when will I get my room?? 😬 Uhh I haven’t even placed the order and we’re boarding 50 😭😭😭
2024-12-15 03:37:53
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Tatiana :
*haven’t even sent the blood work yet* patient: so, when am I getting a room? 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
2024-12-14 13:03:16
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lunden_cotton6032 :
I’m an ER nurse just out of college and I just want to say that your videos give me a big laugh but also give me hope knowing that we are all in the struggle bus together
2024-12-21 02:58:08
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Jenna D :
I’m an RT and a patient will ask me if they are being admitted, LIKE PLEASE IDK 🫠
2024-12-14 05:44:25
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Maria :
My favorite is also when a floor doc sees the patient and says “we’ll get you moved up shortly to a new room” ??? Didn’t know you were finding them a room! Thank god they don’t have to be a HOLD!
2024-12-15 02:00:17
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Zack Coyote :
My favorite is when we get a call from ems saying a patient in the waiting room called 911 to jump ahead
2024-12-15 10:15:19
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dandeliondude :
I had a guy who came in with a loaded backpack. I was like “where are you going?” And he was like “I always get transferred from here” and I was like “okay let’s just see what’s going on first”
2024-12-14 09:25:27
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💋Alex💋 :
I don't understand cause I burst into tears when they said I needed to be admitted lol. they were like honey you have DKA & pancreatitis, it's gonna take a few days to fix (it took 4 weeks 🙃)
2024-12-14 06:25:49
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moose8807 :
I always tell them “it’s either sit here or sit up there”
2025-01-06 10:19:21
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nicole :
or worse: 2 mins after triage. "am I gonna be staying the night?" I'm sorry what? the doc hasn't even seen you yet. we still need to figure out if anything is wrong.
2024-12-14 22:46:04
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