"you encounter a lone goblin"
"adopt them!"
"correct. you encounter two goblins"
"fireball!"
"correct."
2025-02-08 21:50:56
25698
jackknight :
"No... but correct." 🤣
2025-02-09 00:59:00
2875
Moss :
My dungeon master split me from the rest of the party all of them but me and one other member are not in a cage
2025-05-07 01:10:59
0
Mason 🇨🇦 :
the other answer to the goblin question begins with "what's my highest level spell slot?"
and then when told "I cast *insert most horrific spell to evaporate the goblin*"
2025-02-10 04:31:44
0
~°Картавый Панта°~ :
"what is something you share with the party" I confidently said 'a braincell'.
2025-02-09 05:37:48
123
doffy :
the last one is incorrect
the answer is "a brain cell"
2025-02-08 21:09:30
4426
𝑡𝑎𝑦𝑙𝑜𝑟 :
“You approach a trader”
“Pickpocket them”
“Correct”
2025-02-09 02:56:46
273
NightShadow312 :
"You encounter the bbeg the very first time"
"VICIOUS MOCKERY"
2025-02-09 00:27:11
4082
Bunny :
the door part is me 😂
2025-02-20 18:31:49
0
Ian :
"What do you do what your DM has set up a clear encounter?" "Find a way to get around it, and not fight." (Seriously, my party and I did this twice in a row on sessions. DM was out of encounters...)
2025-02-16 00:41:19
0
Pegasix21 :
“You encounter a dragon” “Roll for seduction”
2025-02-09 14:42:25
4709
LordRobS :
My DM banned my character because he started a ladder cult that accidentally broke the game
2025-02-08 20:04:14
1310
Gaymer_manxxx :
everyday i think "i should actually do something like make a map for the encounter were about to do" and everyday i get to the game with the same paragraph of notes ive always had🥰
2025-02-09 19:44:30
1
Chuck🇵🇸 :
Unbelievably millennial coded
2025-02-09 06:16:35
4
Hexxie :
This just makes me wish I had a group to play D&D with 😂
2025-02-11 21:30:35
0
Snow :
“A witch has entered the chat” 🤣🤣
2025-02-08 22:22:48
1889
Žućo 🇧🇦 :
“What is something you and your party share together?!” “Neurodivergence” has me ROLLING
2025-02-09 14:20:31
825
Mr. MVP :
More of these please!
2025-02-14 11:16:05
0
TKNT :
i see no wrong answers
2025-02-22 17:18:38
0
NerdaRang :
Had three players get into real estate. They spent the next 4-5 sessions buying and flipping houses. We had to create a system for rolling for buyers and price negotiations.
2025-02-08 23:28:57
893
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 :
‘A witch has entered the chat’ SENT MEEEEEE
2025-02-08 22:37:53
96
Liv hunter :
My character is now engaged to an noc that was meant to be an antagonist, he’s a god and now would do anything for her. She also adopted another god that’s 1000+ who’s a moth and she saw that
2025-02-11 09:53:27
1
Unwilling Citizen of the U.S. :
"What is the one thing a dungeon master needs most?" "Headache medication." "...I'll give it to you."
2025-02-09 06:34:25
197
Bingus :
Bbeg?
2025-02-10 05:19:45
0
Psydchic :
“You encounter the BBEG for the first time.” Me: “I cast Legend Lore. How big is it?” 🤭
2025-02-09 16:55:26
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