I took geology in college and this is verbatim our field trips.
2025-02-08 18:21:45
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JāckTālkThāï :
I feel like there should be entire episodes of Jeopardy, or maybe it demands a new show altogether, on this style of categorically disarranged yet highly precocious vernacular. 💯
2025-04-05 16:49:44
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Sam :
i BEG pls do the person who only drinks ipas
2025-02-08 16:47:10
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Jolyonn Wagg :
This geologist says this is 100% accurate 😂😂😂
2025-02-08 18:37:57
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Gamze :
Please do architects ! 💀😂
2025-04-09 02:29:32
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Dreddthecreator :
i believe everything this man says.
2025-02-08 17:30:40
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Mr_Dr_Eric :
Their grandma Amethyst literally told her grandsons to “squabble up”
2025-02-08 19:40:48
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Fawn🌿🌷 :
Me when I lie on my resume and get hired
2025-04-01 09:39:36
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Jacob Garwood :
"a combiniation of geriatric and pyroclastic scrapluate dating back to the loquaceous period" is the greatest sentence on this app
2025-02-09 16:50:56
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N.allen :
I’m so glad I took a Natural Disasters class, I got most of the geological terms 🤣
2025-03-27 01:08:41
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Applejacks :
Please do the people that love talking about all the different mushrooms they see in nature. I’ve got a buddy that will tell you every mushroom species on a tree like he’s got a captive audience
2025-02-08 16:31:37
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Miles :
Little known fact; the loquacious period ended right before TikTok went live. 😂
2025-02-08 17:43:45
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TW :
Feldspar, nice to meet ya. My brother Pyrite. Nice.
2025-02-09 01:15:06
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Piespice :
My husband double majored in anthropology and geology and I majored in environmental studies. This is what going anywhere with us is like 😂
2025-03-31 16:56:14
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Arshia Bayattork :
I love how you call the same thing 10 different names 😂😂😂
2025-02-08 22:17:42
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Aaron :
There were only maybe 4 words that tipped me off that this isn’t real geology-speak 😆
2025-04-01 15:25:31
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Jess | Travel & Rocks :
as a Geologist - accurate 🤣
2025-03-20 03:21:58
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themanthemyth :
you didnt mention the strike lines of dodecahedron facilated skuterudite with viens of intrusive pematites.
2025-02-10 16:29:43
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Katie :
dude be careful. last time I went canyoning I got caught in a geoblastoid storm. there were fragmented larkspurs everywhere. the aglet spores metastasized and everything.
2025-02-08 16:36:50
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Taylor B :
if there is another geology prof on the field trip they will battle
2025-03-31 16:40:16
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Kyle Joseph :
wait, you're just casually walking on scrapulate from the agalate spores? WITHOUT PROTECTION????!?!!
2025-02-09 02:51:06
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Matt :
these videos are hilarious 😂
2025-02-08 17:57:17
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palaeoamber :
I hate how much I love this - geologist
2025-04-04 01:56:01
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Murph❌ :
I want to see the blooper’s
2025-03-28 12:27:59
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