@blvcklightai: 🍦🦝 TONIGHT ON INTERDIMENSIONAL TV 🦝🍦 SAD STEVE'S TAXIDERMY AND ICE CREAM | 7PM DIMENSION C-137 Two businesses, one existential crisis! Visit the tri-state area's only combination taxidermy studio and ice cream parlor, where Sad Steve preserves your deceased pets while his manic assistant Sprinkles serves up questionably-sourced frozen treats! Tonight's episode: "A Taste of Preservation" - Watch as Steve navigates health code violations, Sprinkles creates "Rocky Road Kill" flavor, and a trench coat full of raccoons attempts to purchase the "combination special." CONSUMER ADVISORY: The FDA has not approved "Taxidermy Tutti Frutti" for human consumption. Side effects may include temporary tooth loss, enhanced night vision, and developing a taste for roadkill. #SadSteves #InterdimensionalTV #TaxidermyTreats #IScreamForPreservation #interdimentional #adultswim #blvcklightai This establishment maintains a strict policy against serving conscious raccoon collectives disguised as humans. We reserve the right to refuse service to any customer showing signs of narrative absorption from The Mysterious Forest or aquatic transformation from Gorbo's Swim Hole.