@zacspeaksgiant: The reason bard is a combat class #dnd #fantasy #funny

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Wednesday 05 March 2025 05:29:18 GMT
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funcle_thor
Uncle_Thor :
I have (band kid 4yrs in HS) watched a drumline and a few brass players pick up a 4 door car to waist height and MARCH IT IN TEMPO, to another parking space so the band could practice.
2025-03-05 05:59:46
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rawmacncheese
RawMacNCheese :
What abt colorguard casually chucking swords 😂
2025-03-05 09:25:46
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katlovingkid
Boothecat :
Why did I get a warning about this?
2025-05-31 14:45:15
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curiousdoor2921
CuriousDoor2921 :
I mean truthfully The stereotype of band kids being the good kids is completely false the band kids are actually what you have to worry about the most truthfully
2025-03-05 15:57:56
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focus_jumper
Digo✍️ :
Then you have the color guard trained in Melee combat and how to look pretty while doing it
2025-03-05 14:30:35
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ajaimedraws
AJ :
I used to play flute in marching band. It may be a small instrument but it takes as much air to play as a tuba does and had to be perfectly parallel to the ground. I would throw down
2025-03-05 13:49:58
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tuckmasterg
tuckmasterg :
I did Baritone/Euphonium in MB for almost 4 years, I can confirm that a Bard will definitely kill God to set an example and to prove a point
2025-03-05 08:46:02
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celtic_cajun
Justin Long :
Drumline are the bardbarians
2025-03-05 16:21:30
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q.u.i.n.n.0_0
Q.u.i.n.n.0_0 :
Now I wanna play a bard that’s in essence just a violent color guard kid
2025-03-06 03:44:35
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msdragonchild
MsDragonChild :
My band had point system for "fatalities" (people run over cause they're in the way) in practice. The judges in performance were not exempt, nor were we penalized if we hit them. we feared no gods
2025-03-06 07:08:56
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kittenlovingclaud
KittenLoving Claude :
Don’t forget that band kids practice outside in any weather. Rain, heat, snow, wind, you name it, there’s band practice.
2025-03-06 03:29:53
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cristinabreen
whyamihere :
As someone that played trumpet and did colorguard. Yes!
2025-03-05 12:57:25
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goosy_goober
Goosy Goober 🍉 :
My mum is a sports doc and her biggest tip for improving your cardio/endurance is singing while exercising. It hurts but it works.
2025-03-05 05:52:22
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totaltreble
treble, saint of greyhound 🍉 :
I play an evocation wizard/lore bard (they’re an opera performer) with about 30 spells and their favorite spell is fireball 🤣🤣
2025-03-05 14:21:56
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pandarose181941
pandarose1819 :
Yep, built a bard for combat. She can both fight and dance with her spear and trident.
2025-03-05 13:32:03
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phantom_forest
Backstreet [Redacted] :
dm: look, and assassination attempt during a ball you weren't allowed to bring weapons to the rest of the party: whelp. time to swing chairs. me, the bard: 95% of my spells are V/S only, BRING IT
2025-03-05 16:56:42
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litt1e_f0xx
Vixxen :
I play bard in bg3 and let me tell you with the right equipment and spells yoi cna lay down some heavy damage.
2025-03-05 16:39:47
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caramelsugarevil
Caramel Sugarevil :
Band Camp = melee camp (former band, choir, & theater mom)
2025-03-05 18:03:04
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saoritsukiyaori
SaoriTsukiyaori :
Can confirm. I broke my l1 vertebrae during a guard competition, did a majority of my Junior yr marching season. I play flute, and I'd literally be turning my upper half 90° while playing to match (1)
2025-03-05 17:32:44
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cryptidfound
Katie :
our band practices were worse than the football practices. our band camps were 8-10 hours and we spent half inside half outside . it was god awful and everyone was out for blood and ready for murder.
2025-03-05 17:36:06
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galaxie_films
average set it off fan ⏳ :
ohh I'm THIS early? and as someone who has played a bard, yea this checks out.
2025-03-05 05:34:29
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sarahcha_spice
Sarahcha :
As a bard main AND former tuba marching band player I love this
2025-03-05 16:13:56
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fatguycheesecake
adamhunter91 :
🤣🤣 i'm not sure I've ever agreed with a statement More in my life! I was in marching band!!
2025-03-05 17:08:12
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mageofembers
Mage :
marching band taught me how to climb fences 3 times my height carrying my piccolo, 5 bottles of water, and one of the percussionists drums, because the director wasn't down to the field yet
2025-03-05 19:08:44
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thedrummajorontiktok
The Drum Major :
Now this is a DND post I can relate to
2025-03-05 05:43:11
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