@blvcklightai: 💕 TONIGHT ON INTERDIMENSIONAL TV 💕 CRYPTID DATING GAME | 10PM DIMENSION X-72 Museum night guard Marissa has "dangerously low standards" and tonight she'll need them! She'll choose between Taxidermalloy (unholy fusion of roadkill and a junkyard), Lord Gurglesworth (aristocratic sewage creature), and Splorch (toxic slime blob with multiple species' eyeballs)! Will she find love with a patchwork monstrosity, or will someone end up preserved as part of a new exhibit? Watch as Damien's mysterious dorsal fin continues to grow! VIEWER ADVISORY: Biohazard suits recommended for sewage bachelor segments. Keep pets and small children away from the screen during Splorch's color-changing demonstrations. #CryptidDatingGame #InterdimensionalTV #RoadkillRomance #LoveStinks #interdimentional #adultswim #blvcklightai #FindMelissa #MonsterMatch