Wankernomics
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L :
As someone who’s fluent at corporate, i feel attacked.
2025-03-12 15:14:52
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Adeline🇿🇦 :
let's circle back to this at a more convenient time for the whole team.
2025-03-12 08:05:23
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JadeBear&Koda :
Corporate jargon is all made up, I’m convinced nobody knows what they’re actually talking about 🤯
2025-03-12 08:33:10
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Philip :
And it rubs off so easily. It's like to be accepted at work, you subconsciously become one of them 😱. Don't fall for it. A few years later, you won't recognise yourself in the mirror.
2025-03-12 08:42:06
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morti.c🍉 :
ISRAEL DISRESPECT BUTTON 🇮🇱👇🏻
2025-03-12 15:44:53
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unsupervisedbuffet :
"What's the price point" will forever annoy me
2025-03-12 07:13:09
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Diamond Lion Gaming :
Let's not boil the ocean, guys.
2025-03-12 07:52:37
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mimmymac09 :
"i can see from your faces you all hate this" to "let's sense check the room"
2025-03-12 12:13:40
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🍄✨🖤 The Rock Fairy 🖤✨🍄 :
I hate myself. I said some of these at work today. How does this happen?
2025-03-12 06:15:14
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user202399 :
"There appears to be a disconnect" 💀
2025-03-12 19:56:43
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tjb2274 :
Don't say: "I never want to explain this to you again, stop asking me." Say: "I've put the file & work instructions in a shared folder for the team to refer back to as needed."
2025-03-12 17:41:12
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Lulabelle 🦕 :
My employer stopped people saying ‘is that an old hand?’ In virtual meetings as it could appear ‘ageist’. So now we have to ask ‘is that a legacy hand?’ And it makes me die a little inside.
2025-03-12 17:31:28
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user4974035742674 :
I had a talk with a guy at work today where he mentioned he appreciates my yes or no grunts and how I keep typing as he's talking ... I think it was sarcasm but I'll take it as a green light
2025-03-12 08:15:46
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Carrie Caulfield :
I hate myself for saying all these things.
2025-03-12 22:47:40
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Don’t_scratch_it 🦋 :
Hate that saying “it’s a living document”
2025-03-12 09:14:37
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Emilia / doing stuff :
What's a way to say "if you read the email instead of skimmed it, you'd know the answer already" "read the report before the meeting"
2025-03-13 00:19:03
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Skgdkgdkhflh :
When you are foreign this is like an extra level of learning 🤪
2025-03-12 07:17:26
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Koko the Fox :
Don't say: "We will do it my way" Say: "We'll weigh-in all aspects before proceeding with the appropriate solution"
2025-03-12 18:57:11
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WorkingOnIt :
Don't say: I made a mistake. Never admit fault. Say: there seems to be some confusion.
2025-03-12 15:37:20
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Alicia :
Here are the action items from today’s meeting; I’d like to meet with the team to level set expectations; this is a high priority, low effort task; let’s put a pin in that and circle back at end of we
2025-03-13 00:02:49
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Johnny Five :
You’d get promoted at my place with this lingo!
2025-03-12 09:44:21
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zulhas2909 :
😂😂😂..Left the corporate world long time ago..
2025-03-12 06:28:34
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Jill Beignet :
“That’s a terrible idea” becomes “Can I push back on that a bit?”
2025-03-13 00:09:56
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Njiihia :
I hate corporate speak
2025-03-12 08:21:46
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