We do fae jury duty. The fae kidnap you from the dimension for a court case till they bring you back
2025-03-14 01:57:19
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Seth Phillips 🇵🇸 :
We had a running bit where anytime a player missed a session, their character would trip on a rock and get knocked out
2025-03-14 04:39:17
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Darion Drakemir :
As a DM, you either play their character or they just need a looooooong nap.
2025-03-13 23:46:04
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Grady S :
In our game, a “party bus” that blasts rave music swoops out of the sky and kidnaps us - our characters never remember what happened on the bus 😂
2025-03-13 23:52:07
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black death :
I missed a session and when I came back I found out my character apparently wandered into the woods drunk(makes sense for him)
2025-06-30 12:36:08
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Winnie :
“Sorry the gnome just got kidnapped by a very large bird, he’ll find his way back at some point”, it doesn’t matter what size the character is just make the bird bigger
2025-03-14 01:20:19
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Femme Freyja :
Shout out to "They cancled a bat mitzvah?"
2025-03-14 00:07:46
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The Fiddler :
Tbh in my character or anyone else’s isn’t there we go into cardboard mode. We openly in character state how they’re cardboard and make an effort to carry them around everywhere
2025-03-13 23:45:42
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Parker :
One time I missed a session and when I came back, the DM started with “Parker - you are in the middle of a street in Waterdeep at night, with a body in your arms. What do you do?”
2025-03-14 10:42:09
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Kendra<3 :
In mine they were trapped in a magic bag with the box
2025-04-10 22:36:24
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Sanchez :
One of my players has a curse that causes them to randomly shift between planes so when they aren't there it's because they are on a different plane of existence
2025-03-14 06:58:10
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Somethingwhatever :
our characters are either stuck on the toilet from food poisoning or have been busy helping establish the local labor union😭
2025-03-14 00:02:56
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Stress345🇺🇾 :
In my party characters lungs collapse and they will recover once the player is back. Inspired after a real players lung collapsing.
2025-04-28 11:39:23
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Xangoniscus Antiquus :
My character had a line written his character background that he liked to frequent tabaxi brothels so anytime I had to miss a session my dm would say “Baba’s Thirst for tabaxi is quenched”
2025-03-14 11:13:37
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ChexMex :
My favorite bit that I started is that anytime someone is absent their character just turns into a cardboard cutout
2025-04-09 00:42:27
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Will :
I’m definitely asking the DM if I can turn into dust when I miss next session
2025-03-13 23:44:38
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ZephDoes :
We explain it as your character is still physically there, they're just glitching into the floor with the gmod sound effect playing constantly until they come back lolol
2025-03-13 23:55:26
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schack.four :
ours get sudden onset tummy aches and absolutely must go take a nap right now
2025-03-14 00:03:31
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ZAECK :
we had a buddy of ours playing a rock gnome and he decided he didn't want to play anymore, so the lore was that some bats showed up in the tavern and just took him away lmao
2025-06-12 04:33:19
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Pitayadragoncookie :
we somehow have the other players or the DM play people who aren’t there :/
2025-05-05 10:20:05
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cormacphillips3 :
In my world a giant hand picks up the players as a God. Then they're farted back out next session with no memory but crazy scars as if they'd be killed and brought back to life repeatedly.
2025-03-14 11:45:00
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LiinNeedsLove :
we have 7 party members and each one has a tailor made way to be "absent"
my fav is the warlock who sits in the bag of holding (hes a reborn) to battle the voices in his head
2025-03-14 09:02:18
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gensane :
I have char who found an indestructible tree, so every time I’m not in a campaign I just say he was busy chopping away at that tree. One day he will prove it’s not truly indestructible
2025-04-01 10:57:39
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vincent sultenfuss :
my new thing is "oh no, so and so has suddenly been kidnapped by goblins..."
2025-03-19 19:14:25
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lucashawney :
One of our players skipped cause of a migraine and the dm legit said he had a migraine he went to go fishing to help it
2025-04-22 14:34:54
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