"I mean if you guys want to" i say as I have a full combat pulled up
2025-03-25 15:01:03
535
Morbid Lesbian :
"We're... plumbers." - our paladin deciding this is how we'd get access to a temple
2025-03-26 09:41:05
208
5everDM :
That's me for real. I'll even sweeten the deal if they succeed!!
2025-04-01 06:16:14
2
PirateKiwi90 :
my party just got themselves arrested for harboring a vampire among them. it's made things complicated...
2025-03-26 18:04:23
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Tav 🇨🇦 :
Everytime that anyone says they punch their party member during RP I make them roll to hit and damage, a few times they’ve punched their party member that was on 1 hp and they dropped to death saves
2025-04-30 01:55:29
0
Greyhaven :
In our first session of our campaign our sorcerer rolled a 10 on an insight check of the mayor of the small farm town they were in.
2025-03-26 01:29:40
16
Whats my mothers name :
me attuning to a sword lowkey hoping it was cursed and IT IS
2025-04-01 06:45:20
1
JessysGirl :
My favorite thing to say to players now is "Look, ANYTHING is possible! Just roll that dice, if it hits the numbers, you do the thing."
2025-03-26 23:42:35
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Tav 🇨🇦 :
My party keeps saying their sorry for getting off track, however they are going in the exact direction I was nudging them in and was fully expecting the chaotic way to get there
2025-04-30 02:01:00
0
2Die4 :
Haha, those rare times where you don't want them to think things through@
2025-04-13 21:23:34
2
ThisAmyRollin :
My players picked up an NPC and threw him into the market stalls as a distraction while they tried to pickpocket a guard, which failed (My players are my children and they are learning resilience)
2025-03-29 01:16:57
0
jdstew101 :
I mean you haven't stopped us yet.
2025-05-10 11:49:54
0
supernerdtendo :
on 1 hand i wanna see the chaos unfold, on the other hand the last time i did this a player destroyed the McGuffin of a future campaign i was teasing
2025-04-01 14:47:43
0
Dark1Elder 🇨🇦 :
love that clip "THAT SAYS LIVE!" lol
2025-03-26 13:18:54
15
stonette77 :
@pebblescorcher @seth stoneburner
2025-03-25 23:39:19
2
Daniel James Turner :
@Jezebel📚🇦🇺 @Bethrezen
2025-04-26 15:27:41
1
Daniel Prime :
@Jurassic 😂🤣😅 it’s like they are watching us!
2025-04-12 00:46:12
1
mir 🎲🃏 :
my fav quote! when they ask “can i do x” i say “it’s not like you can’t👀”
2025-05-14 07:15:46
1
LostAxana :
"Did you just say that in character?"
"N-"
"Oh yes you did."
2025-03-28 05:18:11
1
Pacheco_Works :
shot out to all the green stop signs
2025-03-27 12:03:06
0
Norklus :
Yep. I'm here to setup the premise and the current situation, It's up to them and the dice to figure out how it all ends.
2025-03-26 00:43:19
22
Seige :
"If it's funny enough I'll allow it."
players proceed to bullshit an outer god of the Dark Tapestry. 😂😂
2025-03-25 22:41:12
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❤️ Dani ❤️ :
I’ll never not watch this clip no matter what it’s referencing
2025-03-27 19:30:26
3
Crista (ง'̀-'́)ง :
@MelodicMaria18 my table’s barbarian got into an unholy ziggurat by pitching hammer sales to the priests 💀
2025-03-27 06:51:26
3
Omnomfish :
we usually have the reverse; the dm desperately trying to keep us alive and a party of chaos gremlins doing stuff for giggles
2025-03-26 18:35:57
3
YaBoy :
Having my half orc buddy seduce and roll for performance on another half orc NPC was great
2025-03-28 04:07:10
1
e :
@Mazzy Wazzy
2025-03-27 17:58:21
1
the I.D D DM :
@freezor innit @VampireGamesShortsAlt DOOOO IT DOOOOO IT
2025-03-27 10:42:24
1
Dean :
Hi, I'm player doing stupid shit
2025-03-27 08:54:02
1
Zach Kimball192 :
I actually try to talk that one player into doing whatever he likes, while the DM tries to talk them out of it
2025-03-26 17:05:56
1
Jay Kardell :
literally me last night 😂
2025-03-26 15:54:35
1
Silver Smith 🇨🇦 :
playing CoS, our paladin as a joke said can I distract the crowd by breakdancing. I said if you want to, role and we will see. He rolled a nat 20 on performance. No one knew what was happening, crowd-
2025-03-26 14:54:12
1
Team Tentacle purple 🇨🇦 :
This... This is why my character gets eaten so often by things. My DM knows how to poke my chaos lol
2025-03-26 09:55:40
1
KgdaKid :
Literally me as dm and as player lol I wanna see what happens
2025-03-26 08:10:46
1
DaveyDorky :
this high rollers in a nutshell
2025-03-26 07:57:43
1
Jarhead :
I'm running icewind dale as a first time dm for 3 forever dms and I have a 100 different just encase incontrovertible ready
2025-03-25 23:21:02
1
Ferdi :
When Jonah Jameson's the DM of tonight's session.
2025-03-27 22:17:49
0
Mason Collins :
My party is attempting to rob waterdeeps main bank rn. They are lvl 3. Won’t be happening
2025-03-27 17:57:05
0
NiMBUS of GROMTHAR! :
🔥WORTHY POST!🫡 MAY thy BOOTs🥾 NEVER be FiLLED with MYSTERiOUS PUDDLES!💧 Need a BLESSiNG🙏, GUiDANCE😳 or a LAUGH?🤪 i am HERE. 😇🤍⚒️FOLLOW
2025-03-27 13:55:33
0
Onni66 :
I do boomsticks and bombs I finally got permission to do that stuff since we are now caught between the two largest factions
2025-03-27 08:59:32
1
🌻💖💜💙Gav🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️🌈 :
Just remember when the dm asks “Are you sure” three times, each time is actually just a death save
2025-03-27 05:32:50
2
ajc397 :
🥰
2025-03-27 02:58:29
0
Summerotaku :
DMs and D&D YouTubers online being like “we love button pushers! These guys make things happen!” Sorry but I like my character to surrive with a nice narrative that makes sense! Arg!
2025-03-26 20:07:50
0
SilkyC 🇨🇦 :
sounds like Raidion wanting to do all the things in @Natural Six
2025-03-26 20:04:03
0
SunShine :
@Elizabeth me and Garrett ensuring Morese is as deranged as possible
2025-03-26 20:02:33
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