DM: how many hit points do you have left?
Player: 2
DM: Power Word Kill.
2025-03-31 08:36:00
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Tim Swarley :
Meine Spieler hassen diesen Trick
2025-05-10 17:33:28
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Redfield’s lighter :
“Does a 39 hit?” No Dan. No. It does, in fact, not hit.
2025-03-31 11:45:39
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heart_catcher10 :
“No.”
2025-05-15 10:24:52
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Tyler Dildine :
they ask this, knowing they helped make my character 😭
2025-03-30 15:16:29
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JbuggTek :
My party is fighting a kraken next session. Dm ended it with four tentacles grabbing the ship
2025-03-30 22:13:03
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bribeecool10 :
I tell me DM if I don't know the bosses HP he shouldn't know mine 😂
2025-03-30 23:17:18
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Frosty :
DM: "Does an 18 hit?"
My lvl 8 Ranger: "Nah"
DM: Alright then... Strength saving throw please
Me with a strength of 10: 0-o
2025-03-30 15:14:41
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Pom :
I look at them deadpan like 😠 what do u think
2025-04-01 01:12:49
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SavagePharaoh :
No it does not hit my 1st level fighter 19th level war wizard warforged with a defender sword, +3 armor+3 shield with shield of faith and shield
2025-03-31 06:24:46
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ArmorFrog Entertainment YT🟥 :
"Does a 39 hit?"
In D&D: just a mean thing to say
In Pathfinder: legitimate question
2025-03-31 22:43:11
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Ivory White :
Once I played with someone who had an AC 42 and my highest AC was a 37. Our DM hated us
2025-04-03 23:02:45
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TallHomework :
"does the pope shit in the woods?"
Idk...
"I'M OBVIOUSLY DEAD"
2025-04-02 00:38:25
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Chroma Amatiscia :
My DM: Does a 115 Hit?
Me: Yes, but I counter. *Rolls dice*. Does a 216 counter the 115?
DM: I hate that I have you that. How much DMG?
me: Since its a crit....only 10k absolute cosmical damage. 🗿👍
2025-03-31 08:29:28
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No Quest for the Wicked :
me when my current players keep leaving their space cleric to 1v1 the boss
2025-03-31 21:41:18
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Celydith :
Gonna have our final boss on the next session. I was left at 6hp. Im a bit scared.
2025-04-01 22:01:16
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leonardoesulto3393 :
A tarrasque has a +19… that is a crit from a tarrasqua
2025-03-31 16:40:58
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ImTheDuckWhoToks :
T hat's what happened to my minimax player that found himself an ac of 22 at lv2.
He learned that the things that can get through that ac do a lot of damage.
2025-04-02 21:10:48
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tafafman :
so I did a village raid with bandits and the one leading them being a lvl 15 warlock they are lvl 1 they knew this yet 3 of the party members still tried 2 died i got blamed players mad at me
2025-03-30 18:12:42
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fireproof_heretic :
Even the godly AC of my level 20 Bladesinger can't beat a 39!
2025-04-03 01:16:22
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Twitch | Kamarii413 ✨ :
Felt that lmao I asked 5 times, “are you sure you wanna do that?” 😂
2025-03-30 13:27:45
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Doc :
That's when I show up with my horrifying forge domain/war wizard warforged. 31 AC most rounds with counter spell at the ready to not have to deal with spells.
2025-03-31 20:38:34
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•|°☀️Sunny☀️°|• :
and that's why having a 26 AC as an armourer artificer is fun. sheild too on that? the most damage I took wasn't even half my hp :)
2025-03-30 19:17:11
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