@reddit07135: After driving nine hours through a snowstorm to surprise my wife on her birthday, I walked in with a cake and heard her tell her sister, "God, I hope he crashes. I could use the insurance." Her sister replied, "Or at least a few months of silence." They laughed. I left the cake on the counter. The next morning, I was gone. Three weeks later, she regretted everything she said.#reddit#foryou #usa