@reddit6628: I drove six hours to hand my dad courtside tickets to the Lakers finals for his birthday. At dinner, he toasted: "To my lucky son-still a disappointment, but rich now." My uncle whispered, "Luxury gifts don't make up for being a loser." I stood up, took back the tickets, and left. This morning, he called me 67 times. Then his boss called too. #redditstories